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Wednesday 8 January 2003

Mad as a fruitcake!

Mad as a fruitcake! - Two prime examples of people who are not only totally of their rockers, but don't seem to care who knows it. Either that or they are so totally insane that they can't see the madness of what they are presenting to the world. The first is you common-or-garden nutcase. The second is a kind of mental delusion that borders on genius but just can't quite grasp the realities of this world.
Stopabductions.com - I would like to believe that this is a satirical site, written with a tongue firmly placed in a cheek. However, there are just enough people who actually believe this sort of stuff for it to be true. Vaguely reminiscent of the Aluminium Foil Deflector Beanie (link a little temperamental at the time of writing) so it loses mark for unoriginality I'm afraid.
The Chrysler concept Motorcycle - Now not only is this seriously loopy, but it has to gain major kudos points for being the result of the combined effort of a group of nut jobs. And they then managed to convince some senior management at Chrysler that not only was this a sane and rational idea, but that they should be proud of it and show it off to the world. Its just so ridiculous that I actually want one. I have this incredible, manic, unnatural desire to cling for my dear life to a sci-fi movie prop whilst it travels at up to 400mph. Shit! This insanity is so potent its contagious.

January 8, 2003 11:02 PM | Surfing for distraction


See Michael Menkin's new website, aliensandchildren.org

It's proof of alien abductions and the thought screen helmet.

Michael Menkin

Both stopabductions.com and aliensandchildren.org are real websites. All of the drawings on aliensandchildren.org are real drawings and the information is from books from reputable authors and established publishers.

The concept of aliens creating a new race to colonize the earth is fantastic but as far as I have been able to determine, true. I will get more proof as I get more abductees to wear helmets.

Michael Menkin

I suggest you study all of the drawings on aliensandchildren.org

The drawings are authentic. Read Prof. Jacob's book, The Threat and study reports of UFOs since 1950. Also read all of the books I quoted.

The reason you think it's mad is because you want aliens to behave a certain way. It's your thinking that is off.

I will be making more thought screen helmets and sending more to abductees to try. When I get real positive evidence perhaps you will look at your own limited thoughts.

Michael Menkin

Alien Warlord #1 said on July 28, 2003 5:40 PM:

The stopabductions website certainly is real, earth human. Those darn infernal thought screen helmets have put paid to our efforts of taking over your worthless planet referred to as Earth. We must now concentrate our brainwashing techniques on humans living in the city rather than bucktoothed country simpletons. Adios earth human.

See Richard Dolan's new book, UFOs and the National Security State.

There are hundreds of accounts of UFOs and military aircraft from all over the world. To quote an American Air Force general of the early 1950's, "We take UFOs seriously here. We have lost many men and planes trying to intercept them."

You should take UFOs seriously too. All of the Air Forces in the world take them very seriously.

Michael Menkin

Anonymous said on August 27, 2003 9:38 PM:

Their COMING to take you AWAY ,,, Hey Hey , Ha Ha , Ho Ho !!! :-)

See David Jacob's website, ufoabduction.com and his recent book, The Threat.

Alien abductions are real.

Michael Menkin

Anonymous said on October 28, 2004 2:34 AM:

It's this kind of level of commitment to satire that's really admirable. One hopes.

Tried it and with amazing results :-)

The Fighter said on November 13, 2004 5:29 AM:

I used to think the air force used the term UFO to describe Unidentified Flying Objects, as in aircraft that they could not identify because they didn't have permission to enter the air space. Sadly I was working in the air force 14 years ago and was abducted. My plane crashed into a village killing twenty four people. I found myself naked in a foreign country covered in scars and momories that resemble other abductee experiences. I was discharged dishonourably. I am now working on the Bush campaign. I believe if we are going to be having our pilots abducted, better their crafts crash into foreign land and not in populated American land, where we might end up hurting our loved ones.

kronos said on October 11, 2005 8:13 PM:

Thank you for the specifications to your "thought screen helmet". We will be modifying our equipment accordingly. Looking forward to seeing you again very soon.


The Aliens

kelsey said on February 24, 2006 1:58 AM:

the aliens are comming watch out!!

love the alien lover.

kelsey said on February 24, 2006 2:02 AM:

the aliens got me help me!!!
please..im in there space shuttle. help me please.

equotic3299 said on February 24, 2006 2:06 AM:

hey its me alien hater here.
im gonna kill yall humans..
damn yall and kelsey in ms and sarah in ar...damn...errr im gonna killl them and also that damn michael menkin!

Sarah said on February 27, 2006 1:58 AM:

omg help me and kelsey! they are messing with our minds! i can feel them intercepting my thoughts! wait where am i? what am i doing? omg omg omg i dont know what im doingg help mwe...

Laugh all you want, but abductions are happening. You remind me of a little girl in first grade that told me Santa Claus was real because the teacher told her so.

The authorities are a bunch of liars. They know what is happening. You are a soon going to have a rude awakening.

srvblooze said on October 9, 2006 9:16 PM:

Just one thing - does the helmet come in, say, a nice mauve color? Because one shouldn't discount the importance of looking fabulous whilst saving the world.

Steve said on December 6, 2006 8:17 PM:

go ahead and laugh. but before you do, you should read "The Threat". If this is true, we are all in big trouble. Yes, that means you and everyone you know. I know that the idea of a thought screen hat may seem crazy, but it seems the only way the aliens can get control is by somehow locking into our thoughts and controlling us. The bottom line is that the evidence is too overwhelming to ignore. Do so at you peril. At least Michael is attempting to do something about it, which is more than I can say for you sheeaple.

Michael Menkin is a complete and utter nut case, his web site has enough proof on it to have him commited to an asylum.

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