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Saturday 26 April 2003

Advice

Check out Michael Kelly's The Lost Art of Seduction in which he divulges the product of his experience with women.

I particularly liked his guide to foreplay based no his experience of stroking his cat:

Poke her repeatedly in the belly with one finger while going, "You love it, don't you, you big fat furry fucker,"

Found via the B3TA.com email

April 26, 2003 2:06 PM | Surfing for distraction

5 Comments

Okay, that's funny!

I'm going to try that line for size here at home just to see what kind of reaction I get.

Looks like you made the switch to MT unmarred...nice, huh?

I don't think I'd have the guts to try it out. Sharon'd probably punch me in the nose.

The switch to MT was not entirely without its troubles. I actually intalled it to server about 3 times in the end.

The setting up of the templates took a short while and I have realised post-setup that I've made a couple of small errors. Like putting the whole template (including the sidebars) on all of the archives. This means that when I update anything on the sidebar, I have to rebuild all of my archives.

That's the way to do it. No messing about. He's spot of course, following on from the "Get your coat you've pulled" nightclub line.

Not unsurprisingly most single
men then wake up from their night's dream, pull on their ragged unironed clothes on and head for that office full of women who are either spoken for or too fed up with men to even glance at them.

Anonymous said on May 1, 2003 8:16 AM:

Okay, just to clarify... I used the line and I held the cat in my arms (to be sure there was no misunderstanding!). It was a howler. Truth be said, mostly me at myself because I was so damn proud of myself for being so crass. Sometimes it feels good to be cheeky...

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