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Tuesday 6 May 2003

Sometimes, I hate Google

Still no PageRank (tm) for this site. Although I do get the occasional hit from a Google search result.

And don't even get me started on the DMOZ directory.......

UPDATE: For those who have visited from a Google or other search for "I Hate Google" but are unlikely to read the rest of this site, I don't really hate Google. This is one of a number of posts describing some problems I have had getting this site ranked and listed by Google.

May 6, 2003 3:41 PM | Site


Rejoice, for you are the top Google result for a search for "I hate Google".

I think your either very very smart or very very dumb either way I enjoyed your site and looks as if alotta hardworx gone into it :-)

i have to agree. i hate google sometimes. it wouldn't give me the right stuff i wanted, so i typed in i hate google and got here!!:) !!!COOL!!!

Much like the women in my life, not only do I sometimes hate Google (although I regularly love it), I will also never understand it.

How have I acheived this?

CDOG said on June 5, 2003 11:01 PM:


Anonymous said on June 7, 2003 3:02 AM:

You stupid little scurrying ants. Do you have a life outside of complaining? I doubt it. Go kill yourself

If you took the time to read through the site properly, you'd see that not only do I not really "hate Google" but that I use it quite extensively.

However, I seem to be having a few problems getting this site listed and ranked properly.

If a person isn't allowed to vent his frustration occasionally, what should we do?

But thank you for your visit and taking the time to give some feedback. Your contribution is much appreciated.

Sanket Shrivastava said on June 7, 2003 1:47 PM:

I personally would like to put Google ass my favorite site and so thought would there be anyone who could hate i. And lo!

Anonymous said on June 20, 2003 7:28 PM:

you wanker.

YourMeganness said on June 22, 2003 8:08 AM:

Wow. I was just really bored. This amuses and impresses me. I only hate Google right now because I feel like it.

Bite me said on July 5, 2003 5:16 AM:

Get a life already!

Peter said on July 22, 2003 7:16 PM:

i typed in i hate google cuz right now i really hate google!!! at least i know im not alone.....

ghotiman said on August 6, 2003 4:00 PM:

I got here because I was mad at google too, but we always make up.

heh i searched "why i hate google" looking for something funny...

i feel your pain man.

not really i have no idea what you are feeling but i understand when nobody can see all your hard work.... i havent really actually looked at the site yet but uhh i will


man i am kind of tired tonight... i wanted to find something really funny before i went to bed but i didnt... ahh well...

cya on the



(ps i hate smiliez ;)
heh damn i am tired

its only 11:30! just waiting for trigun....

man school starts day after the day after tomorrow!

wait... maybe the day after tomorrow... well its the 11th and it starts the 14th.

did you know that in louisiana every public school has a uniform that the students have to wear? well...

they do

it blows

is this still my ps?

hmm maybe i shouldnt have ps'ed it

-Pixie- said on August 12, 2003 12:23 PM:

Hehe, wow, i cant beleive i found other poeple that also hate google! *sigh* i feel so... well, i dont have a word right now, but when i have one, i'll get right back to you. Well-done on the site (not that ive seen it or anything. but i reckon anyone that spends their time on making a site for others to enjoy are pretty cool. so thumbs up dude) anyways, back to what i was saying. everytime i try to look up stuff for school, fukcing google (eek, am i aloud to swear?)wont find the right bloody site for me! and im tired, and not feeling well, and this assignment is due in two days, so im not please at all right now! But... I still keep smiling... (dont ask me why, i think i have a problem like barbie or something) anyways, im really lonley, thats why im writing so much. HEY! HEY YOU! yeah, you! your cool *thumbs up*

there ya go, thats my thoughts for today... erm, night i mean... ;)

-Pixie- said on August 12, 2003 12:28 PM:

By the By, i forgot to say how i got to this site...
i typed in "I HATE YOU GOOGLE!" and this came up, so there ya go ;)

g'night all!

-Pixie- said on August 12, 2003 12:33 PM:

Omgawd im a dork.... who would type that?!

agh, i need some sleep...

google google said on August 19, 2003 1:37 PM:

i typed "hate google" into google only to see if anyone hated google. to those who would google-hate, do you remember a web before google? it was the stone age. google is the light. fear not the light my children.

kirsty said on August 22, 2003 8:23 PM:

this site should get lots of visitors, on account of google being crap and everyone hating it (especially me)

fading fast said on August 29, 2003 12:34 AM:

I just hate google 'cos it's on my screen half the time and doesn't put out as much as it seems like it should. I'm convinced there's good things on the 'net i'm never going to find 'cos google has about as much competition as microsoft.

Anonymous said on August 29, 2003 3:43 PM:

The only reason im on this site is because i put i hate google, which i dont. Freeloaders!

Anonymous said on September 20, 2003 11:42 PM:

I just typed I hate google... because... i hate all search engines... they never give you what you want and just piss you off... make one spelling mistake and you get porno... now.. i am not saying porno is bad... but when you are doing a assignment for school on the last day before it is due and you type in something hoping that you will find a website that will have all the info you need, or a essay that is already done for you... you need to search through about 300 of the fucking pages before you find the thing you are looking for... if you are lucky enough to find it... search engines all together are bull shit...

Google sucks but my stollen google is good. Goo-gle sucks goo goo goo goo.

Anonymous said on October 5, 2003 10:04 PM:

I am on the last day before my project is due I am looking for somthing but does this stupid googles have it NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! all i get is stupid pages trying to sell me things that i do not need. Googles get on my last nerve I wish google website would just crash and never come back up. I HATE GOOGLES I HATE GOOOGLES I HATE GOOGLES I HATE YOU GOOGLES

Anonymous said on October 13, 2003 6:24 PM:

Up The Irons!

Anyone agree?

Tim Jefferson said on October 16, 2003 2:43 AM:

Why should you be ranked highly in Google? I genuinely see no reason for you to have a high page rank. When I'm searching Google, I don't want it to serve me up results that include you're inane jabbering when I want to know about Aardvarks. The web is full of the blogs of egotistical idiots with nowt to say. I can't believe that people want to read this stuff. I won't be returning again, ever.

Julia said on October 21, 2003 2:56 AM:

I have been trying to look up useful things about galaxies, and I cannot find anything worth reading, so you people out there who think google is "the bomb" think again and try to look something good up about galaxies. If you have any complaints about my thoughts... e-mail me at juliamarshall2002@yahoo.com and if you send me spam junk mail or a virus, I have a right to sue you, your family or your company.

innitman said on November 3, 2003 2:28 PM:

i love google for leading me here

Anonymous said on November 3, 2003 11:15 PM:

google dosent have any imformation on moss and we needed it for a shcool assignment and we had to turn it in late! I am mad! oh well.

niggie said on November 4, 2003 5:56 PM:

I hate Google too, it listed my page without my concent! WTF is up with that!

Damn twat said on November 7, 2003 2:52 PM:


mike said on November 7, 2003 9:08 PM:

Google has fucked my computer, and for that I hope all invovled in its creation suffer a tragic and painful end

not telling said on November 11, 2003 9:24 PM:

google is good but i have been looking up about netball position and they never gave me.i just think that you need more websites.

Anonymous said on November 18, 2003 1:34 AM:

Before you go off an a tangent on complaining and whining...

Google probably hates you back...

Manda said on November 19, 2003 7:27 AM:

hey, here's an idea to all you google-haters. Don't use google. Don't blame the google, if you really truly hate it as much as some of you suggest, don't use it! It's really a very simple concept. Really... Oh, i must be really bored to really have read through all of those. And now I am assimilating into the anti-google movement, even if it is only to rebel against it. What a crazy messed up world we live in! Now you know I must be procrastinating something. If that's what your thinking, then most likely, your right. I am. And most likely, you are to. now get off your lazy bums and go do your french homework! That's right! I'm talking to you! Don't tell me your not taking a french class, don't give me no excuses! ok, I'm done now. I pinky swear. And you know, you can't break a pinky swear.

Anonymous said on November 21, 2003 3:09 PM:

heh, funny everyone came here after a google search result for "I hate you google" after which I came too.

Parma John said on November 29, 2003 11:36 PM:

Yeah, I'm becoming disenchanted by Google. They're beginning to abuse their power and overwhelming presence.

Use adwords? We (Google) won't tell you exactly how much you spend per click. We won't tell you why your ad gets declined.

Use adsense? We won't tell you which ads we'll show, how much people are paying per click, what percentage you're being paid. Talk to anybody about any of the above things and we'll kick you out. And we won't tell you why.

Can't get your site indexed or your site suddenly drops out of the index? Don't ask us why, cuz we won't tell you.

Yeah, I'd say it's safe to say that I'm beginning to hate Google.

I hate Google too :) I think I'm going to make a website called ihategoogle.org and link to this blog.

Google can make or break your website. I was in an industry which required the stocking of inventory. I published my own website and ranked very well for a term - 'widgets' - coincidentally I also ranked well for a certain quality portion of this 'widget' market and I was selling quality 'widgets' which required the purchasing of inventory to meet demand. Google 'flopped' or changed its algorithm and now I no longer rank well. The cost of advertising on adwords and overture is now making 'quality widgets' an unprofitable item to have. What google gives, it taketh away and now I'm stuck. I just published an additional website and my robots.txt will not permit google to index my site. It sounds crazy, but if the website isn't profitable with adwords and overture I can kill the experiment right away, risking as little as possible. I can't be in a position where my business is counting on free advertising from google. Not only do competitors put up relevant sites, but it seems, as I've read that google changes its algorithm too often to establish any kind of long term business plan.


i typed in "am i so bored that i have to type this into a google search engine just to pass time ? yes! i am ... does it matter? nope should i stop now. its up to me. i think i will"

and this page came up.

no i do not lead a dull life

i think i'll go spend the next 10 hours sleeping.


yea i had a website listed on google a while back but it took almost 2 months just to list it. After that it worked fine besides bringing up some frontpage site that linked to my downloads and destroyed my bandwidth.

Well I think Google f***ing sucks ass, they've de-listed me twice for no apparent reason, then have the cheek to tell me I'm still on the list as you can find my site on G**gle by typing the URL!!!


I will be linking back to this discussion immediately.

richard said on December 16, 2003 7:09 PM:

google couldn't be more rubbish becuase aswell as being very slow at its searches, it makes fun of people beliefs and is very insulting!

a girl said on December 16, 2003 7:55 PM:

hello crazy people who "hate google" i actully like google i know it can be a pain but who gives a hoot! no one cares about you idiots who think it is cool to not know how to spell or be civilived anyway...
1. you shouldn't be doing a project for school the day befor it is due!
2. you people suck!

3. get a life!

4. google is not a person it is a website and it is probally 10 times better then your sites! lol

5. sorry i am so "rude and a idiot"!

i love google !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i was just bored and wanted to procrastinate and not study

6. i will go make out with my boy friend now chow
- kk

stripo gal said on December 16, 2003 7:58 PM:

you are very right kk just do not be so mean about it please this site is cul g2g and study 4 exams! lol luv goooooooggggllle!

big shizzle dizzle said on December 20, 2003 3:31 PM:

woah... a lot of people hate google... wow right now i'm just bored and i'm pissed at google so i typed what i thought, "I HATE GOOGLE!" don't get me wrong i love google in fact, i keep it as my home page, but right now i hate it! oh well maybe i'll find what i want somewhere else on the W.W.W. but not on google from the looks of it...

i'm so tired maybe i should just go back to bed... right?

i'm done seeya!!

web walker said on January 2, 2004 7:00 AM:


I can't get rid of this @!#$%@ Google on my search bar. It appeared when I accidentally installed their @!#$%@ tool bar. When I e-mailed them asking how to delete the program I received a page worth of information that they needed to get rid of the program and I still don't know how.

How do I dump this @!#$%@ thing?


Anonymous said on January 7, 2004 8:35 PM:

this shit doesn't have anything

Anonymous said on January 8, 2004 7:25 PM:

google is rubbish it never gets you what you want it makes me so angry. All i want is a bit of infomation on brass instruments but instead i just get things trying to sell me stuff

Anonymous said on January 8, 2004 8:30 PM:

ur exactly right

G**gle is more boring than church. but i have some bad news, godzilla hasn't sh** all over g**gle yet!!

Anonymous said on January 18, 2004 11:59 AM:

google is gay and I hate it more than anything. I also HATE all of you people who like google and you suck. I HATE GOOGLE.

Anonymous said on January 18, 2004 5:45 PM:


Anonymous said on January 29, 2004 10:07 AM:

i hate google and i go to beb high school!

Anonymous said on January 29, 2004 10:08 AM:

my name is jen and i go with alex and i think google is gay

lol, im stoned.. google eats my pie. anyway.. google kicks ass, its the source of over 80% of the searches on the internet, and its rankin system is better than all the rest.
ps. www.tekwar.net 0wns

Brian Gimmell said on March 1, 2004 3:24 PM:

I just typed in 'I hate Google' out of boredom. I don't really have anything against Google but sometimes it does piss me off. So for all those times 'I HATE GOOGLE'.

jon said on March 11, 2004 7:36 PM:

google comes up with irrelevant crap when you such stuff its stupid and annoyin i am suprised they actually make money its a scam thats all

Google is piece of crap said on March 12, 2004 7:26 AM:

Google is going to give me a mental illness soon. I hate google

fjknbvmb, said on March 12, 2004 7:29 AM:

Google is a piece of s**t


peter said on April 11, 2004 2:16 AM:

I just stumbled upon this site again after over a year and holy shit. I don't hate google right now I just typed a search and found this. My other post is up there from the same name. Wow is all I can say right now. Oh, and Nemesis I don't think you could get to this site searching for "Sex Tips for Boys" so fuck off bitch.

i Hate google some much i could grab their heads and make them eat watermelon for a half an hour tough torcher inst it

Anonymous said on April 13, 2004 12:55 PM:

i hate going to kill my sister because her head looks like a jug

I hate You

Mandy said on April 21, 2004 1:42 AM:

this site has really bad pics of people on it and thats not right. Maybe people wouldn't complain so much if you would just take the nasty stuff out.
other wise its cool!!
:( :)

What? Who? What?

Nasty pictures? What on earth are you on about woman? People don't complain much as it is. They don't read much to be honest so there's not much to complain about.

But I'm glad it's cool.

I Was looking 4 somthing and it wouldn't give me anything so i typed in I HATE GOOGLE and wound up here

Anonymous said on May 8, 2004 7:49 PM:

I hate google!!! It's never information and only adds and want to buy this want to buy that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Piss off

sciencenerd1880 said on May 11, 2004 12:14 AM:

I searched for "I hate google" not because I do, but because I wan'ted to see whether anything would come up. It seems that many of the people that have posted here really do hate google. Has it ever occured to you that google is NOT a mandatory part of web searching? if you hate google, why not just not use it? Ok, so you say google doesn't have good enough searches. Well, neither does www.howstuffworks.com! What I'm trying to say is, its not google's duty to the public to have a great search! You can't blame them for not having one, if, in your opinion, they don't. Just don't use it.

Shit Man! It still works. Kudos! Any PageRank yet from larry and Sergey...

ayo blad! i dont really give a shit bout google really..but did u kno it woz made by 2 15yr olds who r now billionairres??? hmm...

i typed in "i hate GOOGLE!"..that's all.

Anonymous said on May 31, 2004 2:48 PM:

I dont know why im typing this

Anonymous said on May 31, 2004 2:52 PM:

i dont know why im typing this of course im here because i searched "i hate google" im meant to be lookin up information on this french dude called MOLIERE but i only come up with texts ten pages long

Anonymous said on June 4, 2004 2:28 PM:

google sucks

Dang, people...

I Googled for "I hate google" out of boredom, and look what I got...wow...

If you guys really hate Google so much, then don't use it. Personally, I have no problems with Google. My searches have always returned valid, helpful results no matter what I'm working on; a report on whales, pictures of moon phases, lyrics for songs, WAV files, HTML and CSS tutorials, finding animations...

Now as for the advertising side of the problem, I wouldn't know. Google may have issues there. I added my site to their index, but I don't get very many hits anyway. Not that I care. And why should you, when it's just a slapped-together site like mine?

I dunno... but I don't hate Google. (Wow, this thread has been going for a year...)

Amazingly I too found this site by typing i hate google into google. In this world of 6 billion people, there are at least a few tens that decided to do the exact same thing sometime in the past few months. Go figure

Anonymous said on June 16, 2004 8:37 PM:

hate it

Emily said on June 20, 2004 1:00 PM:

I typed in "I hate google" because it never gets me the information I want and I wanted to see if anyone agreed

c0pyright said on June 26, 2004 5:03 PM:

I only hate google because if i make a typo it gets all "did you mean" but not in a nice "i think you might mean" kinda of way.. nuff ranting.. (aj.com 4 eva)

you might want to try deleting one of your meta keyword tags, you have two of them, and adding a meta description tag. might help might not, who knows... till u try

good luck m8

Emily M said on June 27, 2004 4:59 PM:

Google is really annoying. I hate google. It never helps me with school projects so i hardly ever use it

googlehater said on June 29, 2004 6:42 PM:


melanie said on July 7, 2004 12:30 PM:

i hate google it doesn't hellp you with anything you need to do ur work

emily mulvaney said on July 7, 2004 12:30 PM:

I use google a lot but it rarely gives me good information

shanice said on July 7, 2004 12:33 PM:

i think google is really bad it never has wot u want to find IT IS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

friend` said on July 17, 2004 1:52 AM:

hmm. i am impressed. i was frustrated with google, and this popped up. how amusing!

Anonymous said on July 18, 2004 8:37 PM:

I lockt for a time line of airforceones and found nothing

Anonymous said on July 22, 2004 12:42 PM:

i Know how you feel people. google pisses me off sometimes too.

Dude, back in 98/99 google was the one place to go... it had everything and knew everything... now it seems to pick up everything... which is NOT A GOOD IDEA... find the good sites, ignore the mailing list conversions adn most of a ll listen to me... I use the dumb thing.... for now anyway. Hah, wasting my time... off to find a decent search engine, one that doesn't consult goofgle (sounds about right) and doesn't thing google is spelt God.!!!!!

See - http://www.dayorama.com/cgi-bin/mt-comments.cgi

Google is Rubbish! -- again that's what I searched because I need a better search engine. All I ever get is stupid lists / mail "help me - I'm stupid" conversions. Anyone know of a search engine for geeks - pure 100% unadulterated tech geeky goodness? .... Help me - I'm not stupid and I need to find stuff uot that isn't written for stupid dumb lame newbies who don't know their ar*e from their elbow!

Anonymous said on September 12, 2004 4:14 AM:

you know google really pissed me off i just ask for a web site were thers free damn songs and i can never find them then i started typing FUCK YOU GOOGLE I NEVER FIND ANYTHING I HATE YOU FUCKERS AND IT TOOK ME HERE,thats pretty damn cool,this is a bad ass website.:)

ANDY A. said on September 12, 2004 4:25 AM:

i want to slap every person who works on google cause they think there the shit you never find anything i was so pissed of because i couldn't find (which google is the place to find stuff)what i wanted so i typed down "I HATE GOOGLE" and it took me here and i loved this website because you could talk some much shit about google it just lets your angre out thank you "I HATE GOOGLE" for making this beautiful website thank you and FUCK YOU GOOGLE peace.

Anonymous said on September 17, 2004 10:46 PM:

google sucks. making my own damn search, the hell with it.


Jon-Jon said on October 2, 2004 6:05 PM:

HAHAHAHAH! Its funny u mention that. I just typed in "Google search engine sucks ass" into Google and this came up!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

lemon said on October 28, 2004 1:33 PM:

i really really hate google it never finds anything good and it is always the opposite of what u want. at least im not alone

ERIKA said on October 30, 2004 8:32 PM:


Krisitne said on November 6, 2004 3:29 AM:


Nicole said on November 10, 2004 2:57 AM:

lol, creative way to get your site to be seen. didn't realize so many people typed that into google...

this site is really gay you dun really have a life you loser

Thank you for your kind comments Zoe. I'll take them on board and make sure my site is less "gay" in the future.

Of course, I'm not the one with such pathetic life that I have to get my kicks by leaving insulting comments on other peoples sites.

mark kick ass said on November 27, 2004 7:34 PM:

Hey this site is kool i hate google but if you want another search engine try dogpile its got all the stuff google has and yahoo and all the other search engines it helped me with my project on china

mark kick ass said on November 28, 2004 8:02 PM:

to all the people that dont like this site why?it's funny and it's just a joke he even wrote that he uses google all the time

Thank you Mark. I'm glad somebody got the point.

It's quite bizarre that this page has managed such a high rating on Google for the phrase "I hate Google". It's a pure accident that has resulted in a shed-load of visitors to this page and some, er, interesting comments.

amazing. so many people who hate google. and those sad people who were calling everyone else sad people? why did they bother if they were so disgusted? by the way if any one knows ANYTHING about the french education system...

Good topic


google don't mention google to me either I hate my meta tags they don't seem to work very well.

sorry google is awful

Well there's your problem right there to be honest. Google doesn't use your site's meta tags to rank the pages. It looks at the pages content and the links to and from other sites.

With a little bit of research getting a good ranking can be achieved.

Google used to rule but now they are after the almighty dollar and I can see the results getting worse by the day. You see, they now have to make the results worse so you will click on something over in the sidebar...they get paid for that!

Yahoo sucks more than Paris Hilton and Google is on the way out...what's next?

Andy said on January 20, 2005 4:00 AM:

I hate u too

A man of the Pacific West Coast said on January 20, 2005 7:57 AM:

your site kinda looks bleek... maybe change the color...
But it got me hooked...
I was reading on and on...then my eyes went on the clock and scrolled to the final comments...
Don't give up...the amount of people who have comments is a proof of the decency of you site...

Well, you do have a page rank of 4. Not bad for a google hater.

Haha that's cool, people still visiting your site and posting together with our hate of Google.

ME: [to Google] You are so annoying and insanely fun!! You eat up my queries and give me useless info, letting me have tons of and galores of fun looking through it, then not finding what I wanted and wasting tons of time!!! AAAARRRRrrr. Go eat a cookie. !

GOOGLE: [calmly in response] Did you mean:

ME: [screaming, hopefully loud enough for google main drive or whatever keeps it together will explode] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! [Runs frantic from comp....

P.S. Try typing in I LOVE GOOGLE. Do you know there are serious, rock-hard google fan-clubs, with websites all about the wonders and updates of google, progressing ever so gallantly? It's funny, but I like this site better.


Wow, you all suck. How else do you plan to find websites on the internet with so mch ease? Yahoo? Sucks. Everyone else? Sucks. You all suck! BURN IN HELL GOOGLE-HATERS! BURN IN GOD DAMNED HELL!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (visit my website OrphanKill.freesuperhost.com)

georgie said on February 5, 2005 12:51 PM:

i woz rea;lly annoyed @ google 2 but now im not coz it gave me the thing that i wanted!!!!!

i woz really annoyed @ google 2 but now im not coz it gave me the thing that i wanted!!!!!

plz save me from this google hell said on February 7, 2005 11:16 AM:

goog most of u r all doing the same fing i no i hate google but u no. If u lov google so much then dont post ur opinion here just piss off!!!!!!!!!!!

CELISE CISNEROS said on February 15, 2005 8:40 PM:


Google is the worst thing that has happened to me since I slipped on a banana and landed on a conch shell.

You guys all just keep complaining that google isn't giving you what you want. But you have to wonder how hard it is to satisfy all of over a billion searches that take place every day, searching over 8 billion web pages. If you are having trouble with it, try this tricks.

a) put specific things in quotes (i.e. if you want chinese food restraunts in new york type in "chinese food restraunts in new york")
this will tell goolge to search for web pages containing all of your terms, so you won't get a million results of all about china, all about food, and all about New York.

b) put things you dont want with a "-" in front of it
for example, if you want newspaper articles about the holocasut, but not written by the New York Times, You would type in "articles about the holocaust -new york times"

c) if you need help with searching a specific topic, try using Google answers. It allows you to pay a fee you determine for Google researchers to help you.

PS: Fun things to try:
1) Type in “French military victories” and hit “I’m feeling lucky.” You will be given a page that says “Did you mean French Military Defeats?”

2) Time in miserable failure to see pictures of Bush and Hilary Clinton

Google is evil. you may think, oh no here is another paranoid geek calling google evil. Educate yourselves! its simple, google is evil. Do yourselves a favour and disable all your cookies.

i hate google so much it never gives me what i want like i was trying ti find stuff about lightning and it gave me a song by ozzy osborn sorry i dont know how to spell it much love peace

google hater said on March 9, 2005 5:16 PM:

Yeah i agree fuck google. I build websites all day long and this bullshit with there autolinks. I have customers that i build websites for that have books that they sell and there customers keep getting redirected to other sites because of the stupid high class blow it out your ass auto links from the isbn numbers. How fucked up is that. You own a business and a perspective customer comes along enjoys your site then gets redirected because of googles igotistcal rod shoved up there ass just to make a few bucks. Yeah sure, i love there search engine because of the no advertising on there main page. But as soon as you leave that main page your hamered by advertisers who spen more money to get there site in the first slot. Its no longer a site for programmers and there code, its all about the money now with google. So you know what fuck them and there exsistance. If you own a website and you submit it to all the search engines in the world, i bet you money who actually has a good search engine and sticks to the code aspect. YAHOO!! I used to hate all the advertising on the main page, but there back to being my good old friend again, like in the days before google even EXSISTED. Keep the google hating alive.

sum1 who hates google said on March 14, 2005 3:01 PM:

google is a queer i hate google just go to www.go.com its so much better or www.search.com or www.msn.com or www.munky.com or www.info.com they give you so many more choices and google is just gay its stupid and needs to go fuck itself

sum1 who hates google again same person as the one who just typed that thing up there above the secr said on March 14, 2005 3:10 PM:

yo yo yo egg yolk yo dis is me and bill chchch cherios and i dont like google they are democrats yes i am a democrat also but it is discriminating against the republicans although i think rebublicans are gay and dumb asses but thats beside the point

ME AGAIN! said on March 14, 2005 3:12 PM:

well i dont actually hate republicans i just dont like their ideas

YoThisIsMe said on March 15, 2005 2:50 PM:

I hate google now go is powered by google! Google's empire is growing and i hate it so much u don't even no i go to search.com is not powered by google and is frickin'A awesome!

YoThisIsMe said on March 15, 2005 2:51 PM:

I hate google now go is powered by google! Google's empire is growing and i hate it so much u don't even no i go to search.com is not powered by google and is frickin'A awesome!

MeghanKnownAsYoThisIsMe said on March 15, 2005 2:53 PM:

Do u all hate google?

Billy Cherios said on March 15, 2005 2:56 PM:

ya go.com is now powerd by google and google is powerd by google its infesting to whole world!!! i like msn the best google just does just wants more money everytime u get on goole they get more money no one go to google.com because then they will make more more money and start infestin the whole internet and it will be gooogle goolgle google everywhere you go and it is kinda stupid that google will help you find an i hate google site what dumb people

Stupid0 said on March 24, 2005 1:56 PM:

Hi this is a google hater and i wanted 2 know if ne of u had ne idea of how much google makes a year?

dina mokbel said on March 26, 2005 9:51 AM:

i hate google so much.

i never get what i want from it. maybe other people dont hate it but i sure do.

haha_lol_23*!@!* said on March 26, 2005 3:06 PM:

hahah i hate google too but that was a stupid thing to say .hey to all my players and cuzz's they no who i am talk-n- bout. love ya allllllllll

maria said on March 26, 2005 4:23 PM:

I hate google itz so gay go search up credit card numbers if yu want to see sumthing funny

maria said on March 26, 2005 4:45 PM:

now who hatez hilllary duff?

Joe said on April 5, 2005 7:35 PM:

This is weird all the people on this site just typed in "I hate google" this is pretty cool.

Ellisha said on April 7, 2005 12:42 AM:

I actually think google is quite useful so i dunno wat al u head bangers ar talkin bout

bry said on April 7, 2005 12:48 AM:

yeah right

bry said on April 7, 2005 12:52 AM:

lisha talk to me mun

Well, It's been a good run. I've enjoyed the sarcastic, retarded, intelligent, juvenile and sometimes rude comments left here but it's time to call it a day. The comments are getting more abusive and obscene than I feel I wish to allow on my site. I have today deleted those comments and closed commenting on this post.

Now, why don't you switch off your PC and go out and do something less boring instead?

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