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Wednesday 28 May 2003

It's the borrowers....

My house eats socks. I now own 3 pairs of socks and approximately 50 odd socks, enough to fill a small crate. There's nothing unusual about that, it happens to everyone. 80s observational humour would have been lost without the odd "sock monster" joke.

This house also eats teaspoons. From a dinner set bought last year containing 12 teaspoons and an additional 6 bought earlier this year we have just one left.

We're on our third remote control for the cable television system.

Somewhere, we posses 5 pairs of scissors. Yet, last night I couldn't find one.

And don't even get me started on the subject of pens.........

May 28, 2003 7:23 AM | Me

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