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Monday 1 September 2003

French politicians are coke addicts!

According to a recent article, the Weekly World News, purveyor of the secret truth, has discovered why France and Germany refused to back the Iraq War effort. The politicians were all off their heads on drugs!

Rumours that the reporter was completely out of his tree when he wrote the article are as yet unconfirmed.

Like all the best "load of bollocks" stories, there is a grain of truth in the report. Recent tests show that 90% of Euro notes are contaminated with cocaine after being used to snort the drug.

Of course, WWW failed to note that notes in the UK and Spain, both of whom supported the war, carried higher levels of cocaine traces than anywhere else in Europe. Make of that what you will.

September 1, 2003 2:01 PM | Surfing for distraction

2 Comments

I heard the same thing about American Dollars.

I noted in one of the reports I read (I'm not sure whether it's one of the ones I linked) that one of the team carrying out the research stated the problem was getting "almost as bad as America". A touch condescending I thought. As though Europe's drug problems don't match America's.

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