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Sunday 7 December 2003

GloFish Glo....

I know the ethics of it are a little questionable, but I'm still taken with the idea of a GloFish to go with our goldfish. Unfortunately it would apepar that they're only available in the US. Anyone fancy picking one up for me and posting it over. You'd have to use a waterproof envelope obviously, anything else would just be cruel.

December 7, 2003 4:39 PM | Stuff of Interest

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DIY. DIY, I say. Nothing a good lick of fluorescent paint wouldn't solve.

1. Trip down the pet shop to purchase a second goldfish;
2. Down to your local do-it-yourself store to buy fluorescent paint;
3. Return home;
4. Remove said purchased new goldfish from water and dry gently patting with cloth;
5. Paint fluorescent 'glow-fast a stripe down each side of new pet fish;
6. Introduce new goldfish to existing tenant goldfish;
7. Ensure you check on their progress from time to time - Voila !

I've phoned my local DIY store and they tell me they're fresh out of stripy fluorescent goldfish paint and that anything else would just flake straight off.

Shame.

Shame that. Just a thought ...try buying a goldfish from a pet shop near Sellafield. Apparently, they glow big and bright.

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