Aw, bugger! Not only am I the top result for the Google search i h-a-t-e google but now I'm top for google is c-r-a-p
I sure hope they don't check these things because they're gonna start to think I've got a vendetta against them.
Update: And d-e-v-i-l google.
I was half in love with the paperclip man who says he is my 'office assistant' but it could not have been the real thing because I am now in love with Google