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Wednesday 4 February 2004

Baby momma

A girl recently went to the Benefits Agency to claim Child Benefit. The Clerk on duty commenced the formality of questioning her entitlement.
"How many children do you have?".
"Ten" says the girl.
"Ten?" asks the Clerk incredulously, "What are their names?".
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, and Wayne" replies the girl.
"Isn't that rather confusing?" asks the Clerk.
"Naa" says the girl "It's great cos' if they'm out playin' in the 'oss road I just 'ave ter shout Wa - ay - ay - ne......., yer dinners ready, or Waaaayne.... goo ter bed now, and they all do it"
"But what if you want to attract the attention of one individual? asks the puzzled Clerk.
"No problem" says the girl, "I just use their surnames!".

Found at Burntwood Family History Group and credited to Len Wenman.

February 4, 2004 1:06 PM | Random Humour

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