Sharon's off at the Move Festival tonight to see Morrissey.
When she first suggested she wanted to go she asked whether I would go with her. However, I'm not a Morrissey fan. I find his music depressing and I wouldn't have enjoyed it at all. I suggested she invited a friend but none of her friends are big enough fans to spend half a day in a field (possibly in the rain) to see him perform. The only person I know who's that big a fan is my boss. So I invited her.
So my wife is currently out at a concert with my boss. Bizarrely, it feels almost like two ex-girlfriends are talking about me and comparing notes. I know that they're going to discuss me at some point. I'm virtually their only common point of reference (other than Morrissey) so it's virtually inevitable. But I have no idea what either of them would say.
MORRESSEY ROCKED MY WORLD
