According to Ananova, NTL (a UK cable, phone and broadband internet supplier) was a little more honest than usual on its customer services line.
The message said: "Hello. You are through to NTL customer services. We don't give a f*** about you. We are never here.
"We just will f*** you about, basically, and we are not going to handle any of your complaints. Just f*** off."
Having dealt regularly with NTL customer services, I can honestly say I'd probably rather receive the above message than some of the service I've had.
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