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Thursday 21 October 2004

Britney Spears - Queen of the Chavs

Trailer trash princess, Britney Spears, and her prince of the shell suit, Kevin Federline, are rumoured to be moving to the UK. And why not? With the addition of a little bit of Argos Bling they'd blend right in with British Chavs.
Liverpool, spiritual home of the stereotypical chav, is less than keen to receive the arch-chav couple. In what may be a desperate bid to dissuade Britney from setting up home there and hanging out outside the local off licence (liquor store), they've taken the first step toward banning smoking in public places.

October 21, 2004 12:04 PM | Entertainment

6 Comments

BRITNEY ISNT A CHAV, SHE'S A MUPPET WITH TOO MUCH CASH, SHE'S STILL A SPOILT LITTLE LAR-DE-DAH MUMMYS GIRL WHO WOULDNT KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT A CHAV. SILLY BINT SHOULD STAY IN AMERICA AND LEAVE US BRITS TO IT.... WHAT A PAIR OF JOKERS, THAT KEVIN FELLA NEEDS HIS HEAD CHECKED! HE'S RIGHT UP HIS OWN A*SE!!!! STEP BACK KEV, HAVE A SHAVE AND STOP THINKING YOUR HARD... IL TAKE U ON WITH AN ARM TIED BEHIND MY BACK IN UNDER 2 MINUTES.... AND U THINK YOUR PROPER DRINKERS... HA.... ENOUGH SAID... LATERS

i agree she is the queen of the chavs, and an ugly one at that. shes a slut and a whore that cant sing for toffee. she should die, right now and rott in singing lessons.

Daniel said on January 24, 2005 2:32 PM:

Yes i agree with nat she is an ugly slut and i hate her sooooooooooooooooooooo mucn ha queen of the chavs!!!!!

kell said on January 24, 2005 2:34 PM:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
hahahahaha

kell said on January 24, 2005 2:34 PM:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
hahahahaha

ginni said on April 19, 2005 11:52 AM:

i fink britneys songs r gd but they are fake and so is she and wiv that much money at least make her own hair nice and make up and i dnt fink she will last a minuite in the uk, so F**K u britney!!!! lol

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