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Wednesday 3 November 2004

Gay Bombs

According to the Weekly World News, Al-Qaeda is to drop "Gay Bombs" on American cities, turning anyone within a 30-mile radius of its blast into a homosexual.

I particularly like the report that "[Muhammad] Atef and Bin Laden spent many late nights together during that time of revolution," reveals an ex-Al Qaeda member, who prefers to remain anonymous for fear of retribution.

"One morning, I entered their living quarters and they had worked so hard the night before they had fallen into bed together, suffering from exhaustion."

Via Testypea.

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