Imagine the scene. You're at work, feeling pretty chuffed about things and your Mum rings. She's just been promoted at the shop she works in and has a question about some of the products the shop stocks, Love Beads.
How would you answer? Especially if you were actually heavily into BDSM?
Check out a painfully hilarious series of conversations between an outraged mother and her "rotten kid".
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, an introspective Part 10 and Part 11.
The site name, URL and some content is NSFW but there's no NSFW pictures on the pages themselves.
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