Me - In Coventry DJing at a wedding.
Barry - DJing at a terrible Xmas party.
Our 13 yr old daughter is on crutches during some particularly bad growing pains and has 2 friends round.
Sharon (8/1 21:34): Hi hows it going my love ?
Me (8/1 21:36): Haven't started. They're doing a raffle for tsunami relief. Barry's having a shite one. He sent me a foto of his only dancer. A bloke with bra & big pants on.
Sharon (8/1 21:40): He has only 26 in bless.
Me (8/1 21:48): He has 26 inches! Jesus, he's blessed. But more importantly..... How the fook do you know?
Sharon (8/1 21:48): Agh balls
Me (8/1 21:56): 26 inches & balls that make you go "Aaargh!". I'll never see him in the same way again.
Sharon (8/1 21:56): What can i say.
Me (8/1 21:58): How about "Don't worry darling - he's got nothing on you......"
Sharon (8/1 21:59): At 26 inches i'd be lying
Me (8/1 22:06): You know you'd be lying. I know you'd be lying. You know that I know you'd be lying. But you could still pretend.
Sharon (8/1 22:08): Go on
Me (8/1 22:14): Huh?
Sharon (8/1 22:14): Help me! Three 13 year olds in one room.
Me (8/1 22:17): You've only got yourself to blame. Can't be that bad. One of them's crippled. She must be slowing the pack down. Pick em off one by one.
Sharon (8/1 22:18): Ha ha ha ha ha that really tickled me.
Me (8/1 22:20): I think the conversation about Barry's gonna go on my weblog.
Sharon (8/1 22:21): You arse. Predictive text is my downfall.
Sharon (8/1 22:27): Do you love me
Me (8/1 22:32): I love you lots. Why? What you done? What you want?
Sharon (8/1 22:33): I am watching billy c on the tv and the girls are in the room his topic is wanking and sex. They all have pillows over their faces.
Sharon (8/1 22:34): Why do i have to want or have done something.
Me (8/1 22:39): You don't. just a strange time to throw that question into the mix.
Sharon (8/1 22:40): Maybe i just need to be told.
Me (8/1 22:45): Maybe I'm just telling you.
Sharon (8/1 22:47): Maybe you are just telling me what i need to hear.
