I got a lift to the pub from a friend of mine on Monday (it was my birthday - thanks for all the cards guys).
As I got into the back of the car, I saw the child's car seat next to me. The most prominent thing on the car seat was a safety sticker that read in large capital letters:
"DANGER - DEATH OR SERIOUS INJURY".
Well that'll inspire confidence in a person. Naturally I chose not to sit in it.
Happy belated birthday. I hope you had fun despite the stress of it all.
Mine's tomorrow!