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Friday 4 February 2005

Poems what I wrote my wiff

I love you.
More than stew.
You love me.
So cook my tea,
Wench.

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I love you.
You love me.
Lets have sex.
Where no one can see.
Us

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You're sexy and sweet
From your head to your feet
Come with me honey
And let's go shag like bunny
Rabbits


Genius, pure genius.

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Poem wot my wiff wrote me:

You're funny, you're cool
You make me drool
You're sexy, you're flirty
Sometimes you're dirty
I love and adore you
I'd do anything for you
You're really sweet
Good enough to eat
How about it?

February 4, 2005 12:25 PM | Me

2 Comments

*speechless*

(goes off humming "the power of love"....)

Which "power of love" would that be? Jennifer Rush, Frankie goes to Hollywood or the other one? It drastically affects the tone of your comment......

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