The Guardian has an amusing article subtitled Have you got children? Here are 10 top tips to stop you annoying work colleagues who haven't.
I think I've broken every single one of them. What makes it worse is that "annoying parents" used to drive me nuts before I had kids.
3. You may well believe that having a child is the best thing you have ever done, and that all your childless colleagues should get cracking before it's too late, but you should keep this hard-won information to yourself. Telling people to hurry up and have kids should actually be made a criminal offence. Telling a woman in her 30s that she should freeze her eggs - just in case, like - is in fact already a capital offence.
You have to admit tho, having children does change your outlook on just about everything.
