Ooh, ooh, ooh! Look at that! We're just 7 hits away from 200,000!
OK, I know I've probably left this a little late, but I'll whip up some kind of prize for the 2000,000 reader. All he/she has to do contact me and claim it.
Update: We have a winner. If he (I'm assuming it's a he because he arrived on a search for "Michelle Ryan Naked") wants to get in touch we'll award the prize with some sort of ceremony.