I'm sat here blogging whilst the first episode for Five TV's The Farm is playing in the background. I have to say they've gathered together the biggest bunch of freaks, no-name Z listers and desperadoes that I have ever seen.
We're up to 9 celebs so far and the only one even vaguely interesting is Emma Noble. Aside from her, please feel free to allocate the term Freak, Nobody or Desperate Z-Lister to each of the following:
Cicciolina
Flava Flave
Keith Harris (complete with Orville)
Charlene Somebody (the short, young one from Dallas)
Jessie Wallace's Ex-boyfriend (I have no idea what his name is)
Lionel Blair
Emma B
Some bloke from Fizz or Flizz or some defunct Boy Band called Mikey
This has to be the lowest of the low for reality TV. It's car crash TV through and through. Only I'm sure this is going to be even messier.
