I'm not sure quite when it happened, but Google has promoted this site to a Page Rank of 5/10. Neat. Sort of.
To be honest, the main effect of the inexplicably high ranking on Google is that my bandwidth usage has gone the roof as I'm swamped by over 1000 visitors a day, most of whom just want to see pictures of Lindsay Lohan's boobs. I'm even considering removing that entry as I don't feel it particularly adds anything to the site but accounts for about 75% of my bandwidth usage.
Why dont you make some google mini ads and put them next to the boobs? Might get a few clicks.
Unfortunately Google refuses to serve adverts to those pages, showing instead the Public Service adverts. Take a look:
http://www.arseburgers.co.uk/blog/archives/000803.html
You can replace the public service ads with something else, perhaps a boobs calender from Amazon?
Good thinking Batman! Why didn't I think of that? Maybe even a Lindsay Lohan calandar.... If it wasn't already quarter to midnight I'd be busy sortingout my Amazon affiliation right now. As it is, it'll have to wait till tomorrow.
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