aardvark.dj: Lets drive Dodgems....

Friday 5 August 2005

Lets drive Dodgems....

Steve N Allen has a novel idea for improving road saftey.

"A study said speed cameras actually cause more accidents, and speed humps ruin your suspension, which increases stopping distance in a crash. Basically, it's making the roads more dangerous.

Desperate times indeed, so I'd like to take this opportunity to propose my desperate measure. Get rid of all cars, and let's drive Dodgems."

Actually, I think we should go one further. Eveyone should drive like they're in a demolition derby. Have you ever seen one of those? Those guys are nutters. They have some of the most horrendous pile-ups yet never seem to get injured. So if we all drive like that we'd all be much safer. The drive to work would be a damn site more interesting too. And it'd keep the 20mph Grannies off the streets.

Just make sure you don't crawl up to traffic lights. Huy would probably ram you straight into the oncoming traffic.....

August 5, 2005 10:51 AM | Driving