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Wednesday 19 October 2005

Whiff Fecal Deodorizer

I think we can categorise this as "stuff we never knew we needed".

Are you worried that your poo is too smelly? Do you wish your farts were less fragrant? If you answered "Yes!" to these questions then you really need to get out more. However, you could try Whiff Fecal Deodorizer.

2 of these little pro-biotic beauties every day and your toilet visits will leave the room as fragrant as a plug in freshner..... (for legal reasons I'm required to point out that this may not in actual fact be the case). Not only that, but your poo will be bright green!

Jesus! I really hope these guys do well because anybody who feels they need these tablets probably deserves them.

I particularly like this from the site's FAQs:

Are there side effects to Whiff? Whiff has two side effects, one of which disappears after a couple weeks. The bacterial metabolism caused by the FOS in Whiff produces gas and bloating. During the first couple weeks of taking Whiff, you may experience significant flatulence and/or diarrhea. But as the bowel assumes its new, healthier condition, these effects taper off and eventually disappear.

What’s the other side effect? Whiff turns your poop a distinct and rich green color. Green is good. Take A Whiff.

October 19, 2005 12:54 PM | Stuff of Interest

2 Comments

I bought it and used it. It works great for what it claims to do. No more smelly bathrooms after I'm done.

If you don't want to go the green poop route, may I suggest an alternative (http://www.thedrops.com/) that at least gets rid of the smell.

jeff said on June 1, 2006 6:31 AM:

are you a poop connisouer? stfu

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