Mental note to self (again): Cucumber does not belong in a hot Subway Sandwich. Jalapeno Chillies, Pepper, Pickles and Lettuce - Yes. Even olives if you're that way inclined (I have to be in the mood myself). Cucumber just spoils it.
Update: Cucumber burbs after eating Jalapeno Chillies is even worse.
You know if you peel the skin off cucumber they don't give you the burps.
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