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Tuesday 14 March 2006

It's Steak and BJ Day!

Today is March 14th - Steak and BJ Day. So, check out what I was given for dinner!

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March 14, 2006 7:40 PM | Me

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Hah the chance of a steak would be fine thing in this house...

...all else left to the imagination (mine).

We’re men. We have simple needs. We can call it Steak Day but let’s just be upfront with our women… Steak and BJ Day! You know, after I think about it, forget the steak! So ladies, as a request to all of you women that were treated to a great holiday a couple weeks ago, please kindly cook us a steak and get down on your knees.

In honour of such a great holiday, I offer the following Not-For-Hallmark greetings….

It’s March 14th
You know what that means
I’ll gobble your knob
And juggle your beans
Now eat your steak
Like a good little chum
And when you’re all finished
I’ll swallow your cum!

www.SteakandBJ.com

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