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Wednesday 12 April 2006

Bras on the 'Net

Hello. My name's Paul Taylor and I have a breast obsession. We need to get that out of the way for those who haven't been regular readers. I'm not ashamed, there's no reason why you should be.

Even the best breasts in the world need a good bra. But which bra is for you (or your missus)?

Doing sport? The Bounce-ometer (NSFW - computer generated images) from Shock Absorber will show exactly why you need a sports bra. Enter your bra size (or your girlfriends ;-) ) and the type of exercise and the Bounce-ometer will display exactly what happens to your breasts if they are unsupported or have just a regular bra. It also has animated pictures of naked breasts - heh!

On the pull or want to attract some attention? Wonderbra's site Experience Wonderyou shows you how their new ranges create plunging necklines, n uplifted or rounded chest or the classic Wonderbra cleavage. The main site has a Bra Finder to guide you through the 24 different styles.

The physics behind these over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders is complex to say the least, but it all starts with getting the correct size and fit.

And if your caught out without a bra? Why, make yourself a plastic bag bra or convert some y-fronts

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April 12, 2006 12:24 PM | Boobs

2 Comments

Breat obsessed? Who isn't?

Even most of the ladies I know love checking out and commenting on other ladies' funbags.

Yay for boobs!

Umm... "breast"

Also - that men's underwear/bra thing is baffling.

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