OK. First up. We don't beat our kids. At all. Quite definitely. It's a joke.
However, for the second time in three weeks Connor has injured himself. If we're not careful, someone will genuinely think we hit him.
Tonight, Connor fell off the ladder to Jim's cabin bed and broke his fall by smashing his eye on a basket of clothes. This is the result.

Once again, we don't hit our kids. But it'll be interesting to see what search engine hits this page drags in.