Boys and girls, this is my poorly jumper. It's an item of clothing that has been with me for in excess of 10 years and it's one of the most comfortable, comforting things I own. Unfortunately, Sharon hates it with a passion and simply won't allow me to be seen wearing it in public.

So it only ever comes out when one of us is feeling unwell. For that use, Sharon's a little more accepting and it has now been adopted by the whole family as the "poorly" jumper.