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Wednesday 24 December 2003

Internet DTs

NTHell told me on Monday that it would be 3 weeks before they could reconnect our telephone, television and Internet at the new house. 3 F*CKING WEEKS! Instant visions of WWW.withdrawal flashed up before my eyes, kids with Simpsons deprivation...

Monday 22 December 2003


We moved house on Friday and it was a major task. I'm still knackered and I still ache. Unfortunately, it's likely to be after Christmas before our Internet connection catches up with us. Updates here may be infrequent until it...

Wednesday 17 December 2003

Probably the best hard dance (hard house) album in the world ever! (part 1)

Fidget Records and its sister label, Fidget Hard, have come together to release a banging double CD of wicked tunes. If you like your hard dance uplifting or hard as nails then this is the album for you. Both CDs...

Sunday 14 December 2003


It sorted. Finally. After loads of hassle and almost a month late, we're moving house on Friday, possibly. Well, more of a probably than a possibly but its still not 100%. Unfortunately I was supposed to be DJing Friday lunchtime...

Saturday 13 December 2003

Just a thought....

Outkast, "Hey Ya!" - What The Monkees if they'd grown up as Gangsta Rappers. Not sure Outkast would thank me for the comparison, but hey. Hey ya! is one of the few hip hop tracks around at the moment that...

Come all ye faithful!

Now that's what you call opportune advertising....

Wednesday 10 December 2003

Scotland the Rave

I'm Scots. And proud of it. I got married in a kilt. I gave my son a Celtic name (albeit an Irish Celtic name but they're pretty interchangeable). I support Scottish teams, even when they're doing poorly (which is pretty...

Happy F***ing Holidays

This is doing the rounds by email at the moment. Source is unknown. FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: October 01, 2003 RE: Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...

Monday 8 December 2003

The Wonder Stuff

Sharon and I went to see The Wonder Stuff at The NIA last night....


According to the Traffic Ranking table on The Truth Laid Bear, this is the 268th most visited weblog in the world. Admittedly this would seem to include only weblogs that use Site Meter to count hits, but still, 268 doesn't...

Sunday 7 December 2003

GloFish Glo....

I know the ethics of it are a little questionable, but I'm still taken with the idea of a GloFish to go with our goldfish. Unfortunately it would apepar that they're only available in the US. Anyone fancy picking one...

Festive spirit

How much have you had to drink today? You sure?...

Friday 5 December 2003

I'm greeny blue (apparently)

you are lightcyan#E0FFFFYour dominant hues are green and blue. You're smart and you know it, and want to use your power to help people and relate to others. Even though you tend to battle with yourself, you solve other people's...

Plague Ship

Currently Connor has a chest infection (one in a long line of them, he's on antibiotics for the 12th time in his 16 month life), James has gastric flu (running a temperature of 99.7 and miserable as sin) and Chloe...

Tuesday 2 December 2003

Calvin & Hobbes

I've always been a huge fan of the Calvin & Hobbes cartoons. I have loads of the books. Cleveland Scene has an article about their creator Bill Watterson and his decision to give it all up and become and shun...

Public Service Announcement

The 12 STIs Of Christmas On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... hepatitis, pubic lice, gonorrhoea, genital herpes, syphilis, chlamydia, and a visit to the surgery. An interesting take on the old public service announcement...

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