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Friday 28 May 2004

Right that's it...

... I've had enough. I'm taking a break and I won't be around for 6 or 7 days. I'll be somewhere else chilling out. In the meantime, I can recommend any of the sites in my Blogroll. I apologise for...

Ordered Chaos

Entropy is inevitable and it brings with it Chaos. The laws of physics state that everything will tend toward chaos. Ordered systems will break down and energy, currently clustered in clumps such as stars, planets and people, will eventually spread...

Thursday 27 May 2004

Powered Roller Skating

Become your own solo charioteer with the EasyGlider. 20 of these together with a pile of Rollerblades and skateboards and you could recreate the famous chariot race from Ben Hur. I can't decide whether this looks like it would be...

Monday 24 May 2004

Liquorice Hazard Warning

A while ago I spouted forth about the health benefits of liquorice. Well, as with most things, it appears you can have too much of a good thing. Don't say I didn't warn you. Now, if I could just find...

Sunday 23 May 2004

16 Years

I can't remember if I've ever told you (and even a search can't find it) that Sharon was my first serious girlfriend and I was her first serious boyfriend. In 1988, when I was 16 and Sharon was 15, we...

Shrek 2 - The Teaser

You know how you see a 2 minute trailer for a film and it looks superb? Then you go and see the film and realise that the 2 minute trailer contained all of the good bits of the film? So,...

Thursday 20 May 2004

The "All New Chicken McNugget"

McDonalds have just started an advertising campaign on TV promoting the "All New Chicken McNugget". Apparently they're now made with "Chicken Breast"! So what the f*ck were they made from before? Fish feet? Cows Testicles? How many years have I...

Wednesday 19 May 2004

I want a realistic War Sim!

Have you ever played Command & Conquer, or maybe the original Dune? Feel let down that it wasn't realistic enough? Your populous at home not in uprising at your tactics? Your troops not committing atrocities against POW's? You need to...

Beer & Birds

You've got your beer. You've got your bird. What do you do? Why not cook dinner. Adds new meaning to the phrase "drunken bum"....

Tuesday 18 May 2004

Desperately short of inspiration

I'm struggling to find anything to write about, whether in my own life or on the net. So I'm cheating. westvillage.nl has posted another collection of pictures (warning: NSFW!). For petrol heads these will be amusing: 1, 2, 3 &...

I remember your face....

I have the world's worst memory for names and faces. I can forget someone's name before I've finished talking to them. What I need is an automated system that photographs everyone I ever speak to and records their name. The...

Monday 17 May 2004

Gift Boxes (Hampers) for Babies and New Mums

Entries have been a little scarce of late because I've been concentrating on getting the website finished for Baby Gift Boxes from Faye. The new design, complete with online ordering and payment via PayPal is now line. I'd certainly welcome...

Tuesday 11 May 2004

Shoutbox Spam and the red hot poker

I was on the verge of taking the Shoutbox off the site. I was. A good 75% of all the posts it received were not so subtle links to sites that professed to offer pictorial representations of acts that were...

Sunday 9 May 2004

The Hard House Experience Mixed by Barry Diston

Earlier this year my good friend Barry Diston mixed and released a CD of tunes recorded under the Fidget and Fidget Hard record labels. As with many small, independent labels, he's had difficulty getting the media to pay any attention...

Saturday 8 May 2004

Suicide Girls

Is anyone a member of suicidegirls.com? Or got a login I can use for 10 minutes? Somebody's linked to this entry on my old site from Groups > SGUK" href="http://suicidegirls.com/groups/SGUK/topics/33553/" target="_blank">a forum on suicide girls.com. I'd quite like to see...

Friday 7 May 2004

Taped Stories

I've never been to the site {fray} before today. but I've whiled away my whole lunch hour reading some of the wonderful stories and recollections there. These are how I wished I could write. I found myself there courtesy of...

Bowling for Truth

This website is here as a recourse to expose the distortions and dishonesty in ... Michael Moore's Oscar winning documentary, Bowling For Columbine. The point of this website IS a lot of things, but here are some that it is...

Saw. That. Coming. A. Mile. Off.

(Warning - mini rant coming) The whole of blogdom erupted in righteous indignation recently over the news that Michael Moore's new film was being censored by Disney who were afraid that friends of George Bush would pull the plug on...

Thursday 6 May 2004

Relief

You know that sinking feeling you get when you realise you've completely and utterly screwed up? The one that's sometime accompanied by the sound of crunching metal as you reverse into a parked car. The one you get just milliseconds...

Tuesday 4 May 2004

IE Display Bug & Mozilla Float Weirdness resolved

Thank fook for that! I've managed to resolve both of my CSS Problems today. IE6: I spent nearly 2 hours yesterday looking for a solution to the IE6 failure to display bug. could I find it? Could I buggery, no...

Monday 3 May 2004

Bloody CSS!

Anyone any good with CSS? I'm tearing my hair out today. I'm creating a new website for my VAT Consultant employers. It's CSS base rather than using tables because I think CSS produces better results and Google seems to like...

Broked

My Switch card was refused today because we've reached our overdraft limit. It's nothing new for us recently. We seem to run out of money just before the end of each month. Today however is 3 weeks before my next...

All drugs shipped via overnight delivery

"When you see industrial complex defined by, it means that garbage can over gypsy leaves.bubble bath living with toothache starts reminiscing about lost glory, because rattlesnake toward tr to seduce cleavage around hand.blithe spirit over light bulb organize behind salad...

Saturday 1 May 2004

When cartoons attack....

If you're not to busy this weekend, why not check out Chipmunks wit' Attitude. A song about the unseen side to being a popular cartoon character with a svengali manager. Myself. I've got websites to write, a wedding disco tonight...

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