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Tuesday 30 November 2004

Eggy Goodness Weirdness

Go to work on an Egg, especially an iloveegg. Don't understand? Is it an Egg Council promotion? Nope. It's an advert. For "Hello Kitty" style branded products. Worried you're missing out if you're not in whatever freaky land invented iloveegg?...

The Neighbourhood is going Downhill

I'm not saying that the whole Gawker.com incident lowered the standard of visitor here, but lets take a quick look at the searches carried out on this site before and after the Tara Reid post....

November's Comment Spam Count

I reset the activity log for this site on the 1st November and I've just imported it into MS Word. The log contains 2,564 entries. Of this 2,252 are instances of MT Blacklist denying a comment spam entry and 43...

Monday 29 November 2004

Kelly Brook's Pole. Pt 2

Having reported on Kelly Brook's purchase of a lap dancing pole, I feel obliged to note the new revelation that, so enamoured of her pole dancing is she, she has bought a portable pole so that she can perform...

Addicted

I have a list of things that can be completed in 30 seconds. (Although I only use it when I discover blogs that I'm clearly not going to be interested in._ In the last 24 hours I have won 5...

Mudcraft

Mudcraft is an excellent little resource management game playable online with Shockwave. I love resource management games. I played the original Dune to death (I tried to find a link but there's so many Dune games, books and films I...

Saturday 27 November 2004

My Little Geezer

Isn't he just the cutest. Takes after his dad you know....

Tuesday 23 November 2004

Dear Cupid

Customer Services Cupid Life Partners UK Ltd Cloud 9 Up There Somewhere 23 November 2004 Dear Sirs My purchase of Wife, Model "Sharon" Many years ago I purchased from you an early model Girlfriend. Unfortunately the available model was not...

Sunday 21 November 2004

Ping-less

No body pings me. Everybody hates me. I'm going down the garden to eat worms. No I'm not. That's just be ridiculous. Not to mention slightly disgusting. But my trackback system doesn't appear heavily used. I haven't had a decent...

Friday 19 November 2004

No brainer entry

Lots of pain has been the main theme of the day. So I'm in no mood to concentrate on a proper entry this evening. So whilst I'm crying in a corner, here's a couple of pictures of Kelly Brook stolen...

Thursday 18 November 2004

A Quick Consultation

Me: I have some pain in my lower abdomen. It's been getting worse slowly during the day. Dr Nice: How's your bowels? Me: Fine. Fine. Been farting like a trooper but there's nothing new there. I think it might be...

Wednesday 17 November 2004

Band Aid Sucks!

Yesterday saw an "exclusive first play" of the new Band Aid 20 single by just about every radio station in the UK. Quite apart from a rant I was preparing on how 13,000 radio stations can all have an "exclusive",...

Crappy Link Clear Out

I've bee a touch busy / stressed / ill of late and I've amassed a collection of links I've been intending to blog about. Some are probably worth a post on their own but if I don't get them out...

Impressive BlogSnob Click Through Rate

It appears my BlogSnob ads are achieving an impressive click through rate. If only my Google Adsense ads would perform like that I'd be well chuffed (and loaded, lets not forget the loaded bit)....

Tuesday 16 November 2004

Interesting Spam Tactic

Recently, comment spammers have been getting smarter. I've noticed that many these days use URLs that have the appearance of personal homepages or blogs and leave comments that just could be genuine. Things like "Nice Site... blah, blah" or some...

Monday 15 November 2004

Into the top 100!

I'm the king of the castle! You're the dirty rascal! Now I'm Top 100. There's a voice at the back of my head saying something aobut treating those as you go up and coming down again. But sod that. Bow...

Book Learnings

Jesus, it seems everyone is doing this today. Well, if you can't beat them, join them. 1) Grab the nearest book. 2) Open the book to page 23. 3) Find the 5th sentence. 4) Post the sentence and title of...

Search Wars

MSN has a new search engine that is clearly aimed to be their Google beater. It's open for business but only as a beta version. The BBC News site has a comparison of the 5 major players now: Google, Yahoo,...

Sex at the Speed of Light

Ever wondered what would happen if a man was to perform his sexual thrusting at the speed of light whilst making love to a stationary (although not too stationary one would hope) woman? No? Me neither. Dr John Marshall Ph...

Friday 12 November 2004

Horses for courses

They say, so I'm told, that whatever your taste there's a woman out there for you. And, it would appear, whatever your preference there's some "Adult Art" out there for you. Enter Booty Babe Art “What is a ‘Booty Babe?’”...

I'm evolving into a higher being

One more side affect of the whole Gawker.com thing is that The Truth Laid Bear's eco-system Traffic Ranking list has me ranked at number 126 today. That probably won't mean much to most of you, but those who know these...

Eat your heart out Jordan!

It's all boobs, boobs, boobs this week. Tut! Via Ang's Weird Ideas....

Snatched from the mouth of greatness...

Head Wide Open has a less than fashionable view of the passing of Yasser Arafat. My own view, based on what little I know of his life, is that he was a once great man who missed his opportunity and...

Thursday 11 November 2004

Life in the Fast Lane

In Back to the Future Marty McFly makes his way around town on a skateboard by hanging onto the back of passing cars. I always thought that'd be a cool way to travel - stealing someone else's kinetic energy. Right...

Tuesday 9 November 2004

Tara Reid's Slip

I wasn't going to post anything about Tara Reid's little mishap the other night because it's been done by bigger and better blogs than mine. Tara Reid, film star and full time celebrity party goer, fell pray to that accident...

Monday 8 November 2004

Freudian Advertising

Go check out the unfortunate, but humorous, advert placing that Sarah found....

Give me the money or I'll break your legs.

Pay up now or we smash up your place....

Friday 5 November 2004

Wedding Anniversary

It was our wedding anniversary on Wednesday. 3 years ago on the 3 November we were married. I had a huge, romantic blog post planned. I planned it in my head as I drove home from work. Unfortunately by the...

Thursday 4 November 2004

Life Sucks

Life Sucks on Incogblogo.net. Via Ang's Weird Ideas...

Wednesday 3 November 2004

Aw bugger!

Damn! But you know what? I almost really don't care any more provided everyone will just shut the f**k up about it!...

Mouse Boobs

For those member of my family who peruse this website (approximately 1), I think I've found a suggestion for a Xmas present. Mouse Boobs!Unfortunately I have no idea where they can be bought from....

Gay Bombs

According to the Weekly World News, Al-Qaeda is to drop "Gay Bombs" on American cities, turning anyone within a 30-mile radius of its blast into a homosexual. I particularly like the report that "[Muhammad] Atef and Bin Laden spent many...

20 things learned

Frank's Blog has a list of 20 tips apparently originally written by Dave Barry, a columnist for the Miami Herald. And Dave's top tip? Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night....

Tuesday 2 November 2004

Everyone else has had more sex than me

I absolutely love "Everyone else has had more sex than me" (link may be broken - see below). A superb flash animation. When I was 16 I actually thought this. I was probably about half right. By the time I...

Monday 1 November 2004

Monday morning blues.....

I'm feeling a little glum today. My normal Monday morning blues haven't lifted as the day has gone on. Even spending my lunch hour searching for pictures of Eastenders' finest hasn't lifted my mood. Please, somebody leave me a comment...

Baby Ainsworth spoilt for choice

According to Ananova Kacey Ainsworth's baby has a thing for fellow Eastenders star Michelle Ryan's boobs. And I have to say, who can blame her, but then it's not exactly as though Mum is lacking at all. Update: Hello to...

Self Diagnosis - Nervous Breakdown

According to this list of symptoms, I may be suffering from a 5 year long nervous breakdown. I think I'll just turn the lights off and sit in a corner until the men in white coats come and collect me....

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