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Wednesday 30 November 2005

The Sun displays Kelly Brook's Assets

Kelly Brook's chest has appeared in UK newspaper The Sun twice recently. Firstly they had a distorted screen grab from her the scene Kelly tried to have removed from her latest film, Three. The 3 scenes from the film have...

Friday 25 November 2005

Motorcycle Helmets with a Rearview Mirror

Bikers will tell you, one of the worst aspects of riding a motorcycle (after the cold, slippery roads, terminally stupid car drivers and the fact that the national speed limit is approximately 1/3 of your bike's top speed) is the...

The Vampire & The Tree Monster

> -----Original Message----- > From: Sharon Taylor > Sent: 25 November 2005 10:55 > To: Paul Taylor > Subject: Here you go > > Hi honey > > Connor and I were just in the study. > Jim came in...

Thursday 24 November 2005

Fontifier

Fontifier lets you use your own handwriting for the text you write on your computer. It turns a scanned sample of your handwriting into a handwriting font that you can use in your word processor or graphics program, just like...

Wednesday 23 November 2005

Hubba hubba hubba.....

I can honestly say I haven't understood a single strip in Paul Taylor's Wapsi Square for the last month but suddenly it has all been worth it because it led to today's strip. If you don't already read my namesake's...

Return to the Plague Ship

Once again our house has been quarantined for the sake of public health. Sharon and the kids have all been struck down by a sickness bug. So far, I've managed to avoid it thankfully. Connor, bless him is permanently hungry...

Tuesday 22 November 2005

It's not big and not clever (no, no)

Taking a BMW Z3 Coupe and a motorbike and chasing each other through built up areas and onto motorways (in the wrong direction at one point) at speeds reaching 300 kph is just plain irresponsible, dangerous and reckless. It's not...

Friday 18 November 2005

Subtlety



Thursday 17 November 2005

Random Gadget Collection

A collection of gadget links that I haven't been able place anywhere else... Tetris Shelf Infinity Reflection Table Record Playing Van Sonic Grenade Alarm Bodge Tape Plasters LED Watch Climbing Light Space Aged Articulated Lorries...

Blogging Decorum

So I've got a blogger dilemma..... What do you do if you've got a site in your blogroll that you used to read but no longer do so but they have your site in their blogroll? Do you leave the...

Beat Yoda Bloke

I didn't get much sleep last night so I'm not feeling very verbose today. Suffice to say, Yoda - Could you? is the latest addition to the Blogging Blokes webring taking the total number of member sites to 18. Oh,...

Wednesday 16 November 2005

I'm shorthand (apparently)

Oh good god. I got sucked in by another quiz-meme thing. I really should know better. Oh well, it's been a while. You are 'Gregg shorthand'. Originally designed toenable people to write faster, it is also veryuseful for writing things...

Vote for Barry Diston and 4-Club in The Hard Dance Awards

The 2005 Hard Dance Awards have arrived and voting has opened. The Hard House / Hard Dance music awards are organised by online Dance Music awards site track.itdown.net Not that I would try to influence your voting at all but...

I'm a sell out

Aaargh! I am undone! For the princely sum of $9.97 I have sold out my carnivorous beliefs and accepted an advert from PETA via Blogads (for those reading on RSS, it's in the LH sidebar on the site). I'm wracked...

Tuesday 15 November 2005

Sorry.....

I've been really slack over the last fortnight. I'm sorry. Last week Sharon went on holiday to Lanzarote with her best friend and between work and looking after the kids I didn't have much spare time. This week I have...

Thursday 10 November 2005

Tetka - Falling Bush

I linked to a flash game called Tetka back in June. It's one of the few posts on this site that continues to attract a constant trickle of visitors and commenters. Now someone's taken the same engine and replaced the...

Sunday 6 November 2005

Chasetown Football Club Secure a First Round Replay

I watched the Chasetown v Oldham match on the BBC this afternoon.. It was a fantastic football match. Chasetown held Oldham to a 1-1 draw, a fantastic feat for the club 133 places and 6 divisions lower than its opposition....

Friday 4 November 2005

A completely useless gift

The toothpick man has to be one of the most pointless items I've ever seen. But I'm still tempted to buy a whole pile of them and give them out as gifts at Christmas....

Wednesday 2 November 2005

Hunting Camel Toads

Sideshow at Revenge of the Syph has a newspaper clipping that is funny on just so many levels. Seriously. You gotta read it. My favourite; "Please let me know what Camel Toads are and how I might be able to...

More on the M42 Traffic Management System and speed cameras

Yes. This has a very limited appeal in terms of my readers, but it's of huge importance to me as I spend 30 to 90 minutes every week day on this stretch of the M42. The BBC has news that...

Tuesday 1 November 2005

Budding Artiste

You know how it goes, every now and then I get all "Daddy" on you. This is one such occassion. These came home from school (well, pre-school and nursery) with these....

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