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Tuesday 30 May 2006

Video for Google Ads

Google has just launched click-to-play video ads on the Adwords / Adsense programmes. Instead of just text or image adverts all businesses using the Google Adwords programme will be able to create video adverts and have them shown on other...

Thursday 25 May 2006

Chameil Balti, Burntwood - New Menu

Since I last posted it, the Chameli Restaurant has issued a new menu.... For new visitors, I post these here so that I always know where they are. I'm always losing the ones at home. Tonight we had Vegetable Samosa,...

Wednesday 24 May 2006

Real Madrid v Deportivo de La Coruña

Now that I've familiarised myself with both You Tune and Google Video, I'll be boring you all with the small archive of video that I've not been able to show to date. Next up is a short clip taken when...

Tuesday 23 May 2006

Poo Chart

The Bristol Stool Form Scale - A guide to your poo. This accompanied some of the medication that Sharon was given when she left hospital so that she could self medicate. I refused to assist with diagnosis....

Sunday 21 May 2006

Pointless Trackback Spam

What is the point of trackback spam like this: The Google search given as the URL has no search results. Technorati Tags: trackback spam, spam, weblogs...

Saturday 20 May 2006

I'm worth $172,203 (more)

Leapfish.com has a webpage that purports to calculate the value of any and all web domains you own...... So how much are mine worth? aardvark.dj - $69,984.00 arseburgers.co.uk - $28,982 4-club.co.uk - $39,854 theaardvark.co.uk - $15,914 burntwood.org - $17,496 So,...

Connor practising his contortionist act

From You Tube: For comparison, from Google Video: I'm not sure which video system I prefer, although the controls on the You Tube version do scale down better to the size I'm forced to use just in case anyone is...

Thursday 18 May 2006

Site Problems

I've been experiencing some problems with my host server over the last 72 hours which resulted in this and my other sites being offline for over 24 hours. Apparently there were several problems occurring concurrently that lead to this problem....

Ringsurf Spam

bingo games, bird spikes, birth injuries, blue cross, blueair 501, boat insurance, bomb dogs, bpm software, breckenridge lodging, brochure holders, brochure printer, brochure printing, broker dealer, budget software, burn injuries, business checks, business conference, free sonyericsson ringtone, sprint ringtones, free...

Monday 15 May 2006

Fidget Video Productions

A very good friend of mine has started a new business venture, Fidget Video Productions, specialising in corporate and wedding videos but also looking to do artiste performance and even music videos. As part of the business launch I have...

Saturday 13 May 2006


Often, it's not until someone else turns to you for advice and guidance that you realise just how much expertise you have in a particular subject / skill. Especially when it's an activity you haven't done for a while and...

Wednesday 10 May 2006


Made here, which was found here....

Thursday 4 May 2006

Dear sam@rediffmail.com and danny@rediffmail.com

<rant>Piss off and stop spamming my weblog! I really don't give a flying f*ck if you take the time to make your comments vaguely relevant to the post that you are spamming, the fact that the only reason you are...

Wednesday 3 May 2006

Just whip it all out.....

Things are a little busy here at the moment. Sharon went iin for a full hysterectomy yesterday. She is likely to be in hospital until early next week and, after that, will be on complete bed rest for about another...

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