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Saturday 26 April 2008

The master plan

So, my life is getting back on track and the master plan is coming together. I'm once again in the land of the blogging. I start my new (old) job on 12 May Kelly Brook is single again. Kelly was...

Thursday 3 August 2006

Jessica Simpson does a "Christina"

js757, originally uploadedby coast.trash Following hot on the heels of Christina Aguilera's blue see-through top comes Jessica Simpson. Not wishing to be out-done by her rival pop starlet, Jessica reveals all in a blue see-through dress. Is this deliberate?...

Wednesday 19 July 2006

Sky.com's boob obsession

The showbiz section of sky.com continues its boob obsession with this picture of Christina Aguilera in a see-through top. Also running at the same time are "articles" on a survey revealing women want boobs like Jordan, the 50 best catwalk...

Wednesday 12 April 2006

Bras on the 'Net

Hello. My name's Paul Taylor and I have a breast obsession. We need to get that out of the way for those who haven't been regular readers. I'm not ashamed, there's no reason why you should be. Even the best...

Wednesday 8 March 2006

Lindsay Lohan's Slip Up

I feel I should do an entry on Lindsay Lohan's "wardrobe malfunction" last week. It's kind of in keeping with the short lived Lindsay Loan obsession I had (which is responsible for the second most visited page and second biggest...

Thursday 19 January 2006

Scarlett Johansson at the Golden Globes

Scarlett Johansson really put the "globes" in the Golden Globes this year. The woman who has previously claimed "It's very strange to see my cleavage the size of a brontosaurus. My breasts were huge." brought out a smaller, raptor-sized cleavage...

Wednesday 18 January 2006

Boob Obsession

Ha ha ha ha ha. Another boob obsession. See? I'm not the only one. And a well placed obsession it is. One question; wasn't Anne Hathaway William Shakespear's wife or something? Doesn't that make her, and her boobs, several hundred...

Thursday 12 January 2006

Naked News breaks into Japan

Former favourite of this site, Naked News (now no longer available in the UK except online) has been has launched in Japan. Having failed in Hong Kong and the UK, I wonder how long it will last in Japan. Japan,...

Wednesday 7 December 2005

Every Playboy Playmate of the Month

For almost 12 months from the date I first posted it, the most visited entry on this site was the one linking an archive of every Playboy Playmate of the Month. Unfortunately the site it linked to was taken down...

Wednesday 30 November 2005

The Sun displays Kelly Brook's Assets

Kelly Brook's chest has appeared in UK newspaper The Sun twice recently. Firstly they had a distorted screen grab from her the scene Kelly tried to have removed from her latest film, Three. The 3 scenes from the film have...

Thursday 29 September 2005

Kelly Brook loves to flash drivers!

According to Ananova, Kelly Brook gets kicks from flashing her breasts at drivers on the motorway. Can you imagine trying to convince someone that had happened to you when you got home? They'd never believe you. And that's assuming you...

Monday 5 September 2005

Sky's boob obsession at the World Music Awards

Sky news is once again showing its boob obsession with its recent article on the World Music Awards. Forget the run down of who won what and how everyone behaved at the after party. Clearly what we need to know...

Friday 29 July 2005

Scarlett Johansson's Breasts

It looks like someone at Sky News shares my boob obsession. This time it's Scarlett Johansson's chest that gets their pictorial attention. Nice...

Thursday 30 June 2005

Rachel Stevens and your bollocks

Rachel Stevens has a new video. In it she writhes around in skimpy underwear and shows off her cleavage in a bid to get men thinking about their bollocks. And I have to say, she was only inches off the...

Monday 6 June 2005

The History of Boobs

Something for a miserable Monday - Dribbleglass.com's The History of Boobs....

Monday 16 May 2005

SKY uncertain about Kelly

SKY seem a little uncertain as to whether Kelly Brook deserves the title given to her by FHM. First they claimed confusion as to how Kelly beat Angelina Jolie but then seemed a little more certain about her accolades in...

Wednesday 11 May 2005

Kelly Brook - Sexiest Woman in the World!


Friday 25 February 2005

Sky praises natural cleavages

Apparently Dawn French ventured out the other night in an outfit that displayed her, ahem...., ample charms to devastating effect. Proof indeed that big can be beautiful. Sky News have taken the opportunity to wax lyrical about the wonders of...

Wednesday 9 February 2005

Text Boobs

To go along with your ascii emoticons, a collection of ascii boobs. Ideal for describing women on the dance floor to your DJ mate by text....

Tuesday 1 February 2005

Teri Hatcher

It would appear that semi-respectable Sky News is jumping on the real / fake bandwagon. My comments on Maria Menounos and Lindsay Lohan's are amongst the most visited on this site, although not a patch on the exposure of Tara...

Wednesday 8 December 2004

Mouse Boobs Found

I've found a website that sell the Mouse Boobs I mentioned earlier. Busty Mousepads in the US. Now I just need to find a UK supplier and / or one that actually has stock. I'm guessing that there's a manufacturer...

Tuesday 7 December 2004


Literacy for grown-ups. Teaching men their ABCs....

Monday 29 November 2004

Kelly Brook's Pole. Pt 2

Having reported on Kelly Brook's purchase of a lap dancing pole, I feel obliged to note the new revelation that, so enamoured of her pole dancing is she, she has bought a portable pole so that she can perform...

Friday 19 November 2004

No brainer entry

Lots of pain has been the main theme of the day. So I'm in no mood to concentrate on a proper entry this evening. So whilst I'm crying in a corner, here's a couple of pictures of Kelly Brook stolen...

Friday 12 November 2004

Horses for courses

They say, so I'm told, that whatever your taste there's a woman out there for you. And, it would appear, whatever your preference there's some "Adult Art" out there for you. Enter Booty Babe Art “What is a ‘Booty Babe?’”...

Eat your heart out Jordan!

It's all boobs, boobs, boobs this week. Tut! Via Ang's Weird Ideas....

Tuesday 9 November 2004

Tara Reid's Slip

I wasn't going to post anything about Tara Reid's little mishap the other night because it's been done by bigger and better blogs than mine. Tara Reid, film star and full time celebrity party goer, fell pray to that accident...

Wednesday 3 November 2004

Mouse Boobs

For those member of my family who peruse this website (approximately 1), I think I've found a suggestion for a Xmas present. Mouse Boobs!Unfortunately I have no idea where they can be bought from....

Monday 1 November 2004

Baby Ainsworth spoilt for choice

According to Ananova Kacey Ainsworth's baby has a thing for fellow Eastenders star Michelle Ryan's boobs. And I have to say, who can blame her, but then it's not exactly as though Mum is lacking at all. Update: Hello to...

Friday 22 October 2004

Kelly Brook's Pole

Ananova stopped me dead in my tracks this morning with the headline Kelly signs up for pole-dancing lessons. I have a minor obsession with Kelly Brook. It's purely a physical thing(although I'd be quite willing to get to know her...

Mobile Naked News

Not content with embarking on a quest to takeover the UK airwaves, Naked News is to offer video clips that can be downloaded to your mobile phone. Just imagine! Tiny, low quality pictures of semi-naked women discussing current affairs available...

Tuesday 7 September 2004

The Sun Stole Kelly Book's N*pple

Last week, The Sun printed this photo of Kelly Brook on Page 3. google_ad_client = "pub-0876493068843468"; google_alternate_color = "996633"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel ="3470870816"; google_color_border = "996633"; google_color_bg = "996633"; google_color_link...
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Thursday 24 June 2004

Lindsay Lohan's Boobs - Real or Fake?

AdvertUK: Pre-order Lindsay Lohan's 2006 Calendar or Lindsay Lohan's 2006 Wall Calendar US: Pre-order Lindsay Lohan's 2006 Calendar My recent post on Maria Menounos' Boobs (well, it was more of a link to ApeChild's detailed exmination) has become one of...

Wednesday 10 March 2004

Maria Menounos' Breasts - Real or Fake?

Regular readers may be aware of my boob obsession. Non-readers probably won't give a toss. But I couldn't help but notice Maria Menounos and her outfit at the Oscars, reportedly worth several million dollars. Advert:UK: Big British Boobs (DVD) or...

Thursday 10 July 2003

Boob man

Continuing the boob theme, that I hadn't even noticed until Tribal Night pointed it out. Vote for your favourite Page 3 girl (by tomorrow). For non-Brits, a common feature in some of the more lowbrow tabloids is the appearance of...

Monday 7 July 2003

Keeping abreast..

Anyone who knows me will tell you I'm a boob man. Men basically break down into 4 types; boob men, bum men, leg men and "others". Ask any man. If he's honest, he'll tell you which he is. Me, I'm...

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