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Friday 21 April 2006

thetiger

adopt your own virtual pet! Go on. Give him a stroke. You know you want to....


Friday 14 April 2006

31% Web 2.0 Compliant!

Why, yes. I do still have the blahs and my commitment to blogging is not what it was. What makes you ask?...


Tuesday 28 March 2006

See, I told you...

I am 23% Idiot.I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people.Take theIdiot Test@...


Wednesday 1 March 2006

Genius Recognised

Wow. 2 memes in 3 posts. I really must in a creative wasteland........ or just very short on time. This is genuinely what it said: theaardvark -- [noun]:A master blogger 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com...

Friday 17 February 2006

Getting to know your friends

I don't usually do email forwards, but it's a slow news week. I had this from my sisters by email. Please feel free to put answers in the comments or, if you reproduce it on your site, leave a link....

Monday 30 January 2006

Blog.Worm



Wednesday 16 November 2005

I'm shorthand (apparently)

Oh good god. I got sucked in by another quiz-meme thing. I really should know better. Oh well, it's been a while. You are 'Gregg shorthand'. Originally designed toenable people to write faster, it is also veryuseful for writing things...

Tuesday 25 October 2005

How much is your Blog worth?

My blog is worth $12,984.42.How much is your blog worth?...

Thursday 1 September 2005

12 Freaking A?

My life has been rated:See what your rating is!Created by bart666 Jesus is that wrong! How on earth did my sodding life end up with a poxy 12A rating? Mary Whitehouse would have a bloody fit. The only reason I'm...

Monday 20 December 2004

Parental Advisory

PARENTAL ADVISORY THEAARDVARK CONTAINSEXPLICIT LYRICSUsername: From Go-Quiz.com How cool is that? If I could have picked a warning for myself it'd probably have been that one. Either that or "Danger - High Voltage"....

Monday 15 November 2004

Book Learnings

Jesus, it seems everyone is doing this today. Well, if you can't beat them, join them. 1) Grab the nearest book. 2) Open the book to page 23. 3) Find the 5th sentence. 4) Post the sentence and title of...

Tuesday 3 August 2004

Testing Meme Propagation In Blogspace: Add Your Blog!

This posting is a community experiment that tests how a meme, represented by this blog posting, spreads across blogspace, physical space and time. It will help to show how ideas travel across blogs in space and time and how blogs...

Sunday 20 June 2004

theaardvark slow over the rocks

How to make a theaardvark Ingredients: 5 parts success 5 parts crazyiness 1 part ego Method:Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little sadness if desired! Username: Personality cocktailFrom Go-Quiz.com...

Monday 7 June 2004

MT-do

1. Dan Black BeltYou are a novice. An experienced one. The road that lies ahead is no less long and winding than what it was, but your sense of direction is better than it was when you started your career...

Tuesday 27 April 2004

Three Questions - Social Misfit

Second up with 3 questions was Social Misfit (who has also answered three questions I asked). 1. Hairy legs or hairy armpits which is the most unattractive on a woman? - Jesus. Straight in with the tough ones huh! Erm....

Three Questions - Peeping Tom

The first to get in with 3 questions was Peeping Tom Q1. If you could only drink one beverage for the rest of your life, what would it be? - Probably Stella Artois. I never used to be much of...

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I'm not big on blogging memes. They're harmless, sometimes fun and occasionally interesting. They have their place, although a blog whose content consists of nothing but "Which testicle are you..." quiz results is probably not going to receive much interest....

Wednesday 17 March 2004

Slim and none

25%There's a 25% chance that I'll win a Bloggie™.What's Your Chance to Win a Bloggie™? Via Social Misfit...

Monday 11 November 2002

Monday Mission 2.45

Courtesy of PromoGuy. 0. (Secret Bonus Email Question)Who is your oldest living relative? Erm, my grandma, my Mum's Mum. But, crap family person that I am, I'm not sure how old she is.1. Although I was told before hand by...

Friday 8 November 2002

Friday Search Found

Haven't done this for a while, so lets have a look at the weird and wonderful search terms that bring the unsuspecting cyber-tourists to this sleepy little bywater. I've said it before but it's worth repeating, I will never understand...

Tuesday 5 November 2002

Monday Mission 2.44

Courtesy of PromoGuy. 1. Have you ever had to appear in court? What was the reason? How did it turn out? The one and only time I've ever been in court was for a speeding offence. I was doing 92mph...

Tuesday 15 October 2002

Monday Mission 2.41

I've missed a couple of weeks but here, once again, courtesy of PromoGuy and a day late, it's the Monday Mission. 1. What's the most expensive meal you've ever eaten? What was the occasion? Was it worth it? Before the...

Monday 23 September 2002

Monday Mission 2.38

Courtesy of PromoGuy.net. 1. When I was young, my Mom would always drink a cold Dr. Pepper in the morning. Me, I can go either way. I like a Cold Frappucchino in the Summer months and switch to warm Mocha...

Tuesday 17 September 2002

Monday Mission 2.37

Courtesy of PromoGuy. 1. Do you have a favorite piece of poetry or prose written by someone else? Care to share it? I do, unfortunately I can't find it. Someone gave it to me after my first wife died. I...

Tuesday 10 September 2002

Monday Mission 2.36

Via PromoGuy dot net. I know its late but I've had other things on my mind lately. 1. Where were you and what was happening in your life the moment when you first became aware of what was happening at...

Thursday 5 September 2002

Two Words - 5.

From bears-cave.com. Wedding days: Amazing memories. Wedding cakes: Why fruit? Hotel rooms: Most weekends. Beach dunes: Sandy food. Football games: Hated sport. Hurricanes: Never Experienced....

Wednesday 28 August 2002

Two much

Two much. From bears-cave.com. You're thirsty: Rocket Fuel. You're hungry: Scottish Haggis. You're lonely: When alone. You're pissed off: With life. You're restless: Excess caffeine....

Tuesday 27 August 2002

You cannot resist the force..

of the odd "how (insert random term here) are you?" test. I said I wasn't going to do these. But what the hey..... :: how jedi are you? ::...

Monday 26 August 2002

Monday Mission 2.34

From PromoGuy.net. 1. What do you do to make things better when you feel sad and/or lonely? Ignore the world until it goes away. I used to vegetate in front of the TV but now I tend to drift aimlessly...

Tuesday 20 August 2002

The un-named two word thingy

Catchy title ain't it? Courtesy of bears-cave.com. I promised myself that I wasn't going to fill my blog up with other peoples quizzes and crappy "What kind of cute pussy are you?" tests. The Monday Mission is an exception because...

Monday 19 August 2002

Monday Mission 2.33

From PromoGuy.net 1. Many children have blankets, or a favorite nubby stuffed animal that they like to keep near them for security. Do you recall what you had for your "security blanket" as a child? When did you finally give...

Monday 12 August 2002

Monday Mission 2.32

Courtesy of PromoGuy.net 1. If I could guarantee that the Fashion Police would not lay the smackdown on you, which favorite out-of-style article of clothing do you wish you could wear right now? (and if you have photos of you...

Tuesday 6 August 2002

Monday Mission 2.31

Courtesy, as usual, of PromoGuy.net. 1. Ever considered just deleting your Blog and not doing it anymore? What prompted that and what stopped you? Nope. Not yet. I've had a couple of days when I was to knackered / blue...

Thursday 1 August 2002

Do-Ray-Meme-So-Fah-La-Tee-Doh!

From Bears Cave via Lisa at Burnt Toast. A mental exercise: using only two words, describe the following: Your home. In disarray. Your car. Too slow. Your job. Still looking. Your S.O. Still recovering. Your Family. Always there. Your Friends....

Monday 29 July 2002

Monday Mission 2.30

Courtesy, as usual, of PromoGuy.net. 1. What is your favourite snack food? Does anyone you know have weird tastes in snacks? Currently I'm munching on cheese and biscuits at every available moment. I don't like "mouldy" cheese but other than...

Tuesday 23 July 2002

Monday Mission 2.29

Courtesy of PromoGuy.net. Yes, I know its late but I was a little busy yesterday. 1. Do you remember your first encounter with computers? Tell me about that. It would either have been my first 16k ZX Spectrum or the...

Monday 15 July 2002

Monday Mission 2.28

My first Monday Mission. For those of you who've never heard of it, take a look at PromoGuy.net. 1. Have you ever sold anything through an online auction? What did you sell and did you make very much? Nope. Every...

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