Monday 12 May 2008
I've come up with a new web service idea. It combines the LazyWeb and Twitter. The LazyWeb is the idea that rather than trying to resolve a problem yourself you simply search for a solution in the Net or ask...
Wednesday 14 March 2007
Which makes it my favourite holiday, Steak and Blowjob Day. Unfortunately, tonight's dinner was Toad in the Hole so it's not looking good.... Steak and Blowjob day on 14 March was created by an American DJ as the reply to...
Thursday 1 March 2007
Snort! Beaver!...
Tuesday 9 January 2007
His and Hers post on describing harmonic motion to engineers and non engineers made me laugh so much it actually motivated me back into blogging just to post this link. So it's "His" fault....
Wednesday 16 August 2006
Judge Florentino Floro Jr., a Philippine Judge, was recently ruled to be unfit to perform his duties. The Judge apparently claimed to be psychic and able to predict the future. When making his decisions he would go into a meditative...
Wednesday 2 August 2006
I know I'm particularly slow, but I missed this new offering from Google: Google Content Blocker...
Tuesday 23 May 2006
The Bristol Stool Form Scale - A guide to your poo. This accompanied some of the medication that Sharon was given when she left hospital so that she could self medicate. I refused to assist with diagnosis....
Thursday 27 April 2006
OK. Here's a competition for shits and giggles. Guess the conversation that led to this quote on Saturday night.Sharon: "You could have lied to me and told me you were watching porn!"...
Thursday 5 January 2006
I come from a blond family. When I was young my hair was so blond it was almost white and Connor's is the same. Yet I appreciate blond(e) jokes. This has to be one of the best blond(e) jokes I've...
Thursday 29 September 2005
They say everything happens for a reason, that there's a divine purpose behind every occurrence. Some are obvious, some less so. I have to admit, since we accepted Lilly into our house I've been struggling to find that purpose. When...
Monday 19 September 2005
I've been planning for weeks to say something interesting about International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Now that it comes to it, I just don't have the time. Damn!...
Wednesday 14 September 2005
Apparently, The Royal Mail is producing a set of postage stamps to commemorate England's win over Australia in cricket's Ashes Series. The series of stamps will be sold as a sheet of several different value stamps. One of those stamps...
Monday 11 July 2005
What happens when over emotional but well meaning Americans try to empathise with stiff-upper-lip, moving on with life Brits? Warrenellis.com » London Will Fucking Twat You In A Minute, Son is what....
Thursday 30 June 2005
I like the odd drop of Stella Artois, quickly followed by the remainder of the can. I've just finished tonight's can and I'm off to bed. I may have nightmares though if I'm about to turn into an ant filled...
Thursday 19 May 2005
We're very privileged today to have an extract from a recent behind-the-scenes look at what goes on in the Fidget Recording Studio. Barry has provided a short video clip of him and Richard road testing a dance tune they've just...
Sunday 17 April 2005
You know those little things people do that really grate on you? The one's that really don't matter for the first week or two but after several years turn life with you partner / house-mate into a living hell? Imagine...
Friday 8 April 2005
A good friend of mine, a married father in his 30s and a police Sargent, threw a hissy fit that a 2 year old would have been proud of in the middle of Hamleys because his wife wouldn't let him...
Friday 1 April 2005
As the owner for one of the highest ranked pages for the Google Search: "I hate Google", it's refreshing to be able to laud one of their products. Google Gulp has to be one of the best things I've ever...
Pope: let me die at home Is it just me, or is anyone else expecting him to leap out of bed at midday and shout "April Fool! Had you all going for a minute there...."? I'm going straight to Hell...
Wednesday 16 February 2005
Fancy some twisted, weird, sick, damn funny, unusual valentines day poems? She loves you....
Saturday 29 January 2005
You know, next time I have a party I may just make a Jelly Fishbowl. I'll probably wait until everyone's really drunk before I bring it out and see just how much it confuses them....
Wednesday 26 January 2005
I got a lift to the pub from a friend of mine on Monday (it was my birthday - thanks for all the cards guys). As I got into the back of the car, I saw the child's car seat...
Sunday 9 January 2005
Birmingham has traditionally suffered from a bit of an image problem. It tends to be the butt of many jokes. I've worked in Birmingham, off and on, for about 8 years. It has never been quite as bad as people...
Thursday 16 December 2004
I wonder how different the world would be if farts were visible. How would it look if a cloud of green gas emanated from a world leader during an important meeting? Or a blue cloud from your favourite pop star...
Saturday 11 December 2004
But a story where someone accidentally glues his penis to a table will help to relieve the boredom at any time of day. Jesus! Ouch. Via Life or Something Like It...
Friday 10 December 2004
Imagine the scene. You're at work, feeling pretty chuffed about things and your Mum rings. She's just been promoted at the shop she works in and has a question about some of the products the shop stocks, Love Beads. How...
Wednesday 1 December 2004
Click for Biggie...
Monday 8 November 2004
Go check out the unfortunate, but humorous, advert placing that Sarah found....
Thursday 4 November 2004
Life Sucks on Incogblogo.net. Via Ang's Weird Ideas...
Wednesday 3 November 2004
According to the Weekly World News, Al-Qaeda is to drop "Gay Bombs" on American cities, turning anyone within a 30-mile radius of its blast into a homosexual. I particularly like the report that "[Muhammad] Atef and Bin Laden spent many...
Wednesday 4 August 2004
Exciting news as the Chinese release the first ever pictures of their new Formula 1 track under construction. Courtesy of Westvillage...
Sunday 11 July 2004
From one of today's innumerous spam messages: > Subject: The key to a better future > > You need the sheepskin to get ahead in life today. > Classic. I'll be bearing that in mind....
Tuesday 29 June 2004
Sunday 27 June 2004
Found at Snowbabies...
Tuesday 24 February 2004
"Careful! Poop on there!" has to be one of the funniest, most cringe inducing stories I've read for a while. The joys of Laundromat service washes....
Tuesday 10 February 2004
A rough idea for a game, based on Russian Roulette. Find someone suffering from Tourette's Syndrome, especially the coprolalia manifestation that causes them to shout obscene words. Each person playing the game asks them one question. First person to get...
Wednesday 4 February 2004
A girl recently went to the Benefits Agency to claim Child Benefit. The Clerk on duty commenced the formality of questioning her entitlement. "How many children do you have?". "Ten" says the girl. "Ten?" asks the Clerk incredulously, "What are...
Friday 30 January 2004
The BBC website reports that a 50 tonne dead whale has exploded whilst being transported to a research centre. Nice. This is the kind of thing you usually only hear about in urban myths....
Wednesday 21 January 2004
Abdominal radiograph shows eel in abdominal cavity (arrows show eel in abdomen). Click for full report. Link via Darwin Awards...
Sunday 18 January 2004
It's been a busy weekend all in all, but this made me laugh. Click for Biggie...
Wednesday 10 December 2003
This is doing the rounds by email at the moment. Source is unknown. FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: October 01, 2003 RE: Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...
Saturday 15 November 2003
There's a link to an excellent flash movie about the Hubble Telescope over at Bacon, Cheese and Oatcakes. I've seen this movie before and there are some magnificent pictures of the wonders of the universe. It wasn't until today however...
Friday 7 November 2003
The Onion | There Are Going To Be Some Pointless Changes Around This Office. I've worked in this office. Several times. For different employers. Even my best job had rules and regulations that are echoed here. On a more alarming...
Monday 20 October 2003
A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. “House,” in French, is feminine – “la maison.”; “Pencil,” in French, is masculine – “le crayon.” One...
Tuesday 21 January 2003
I hate email forwards. I get buckets of them in my in tray from friends I haven't the heart to tell. Chain letters are the worst but second hand jokes are almost as bad. It's not so much the content...
Monday 4 November 2002
There are 10 types of people who understand binary; Those who understand binary and those who don't....
Sunday 27 October 2002
Bill was having fairly busy day at his popular barbers shop when a stranger sticks his head round the door and asks "How long before I can get a haircut?" Bill takes a quick look round the shop and tells...
Sunday 15 September 2002
When I was about 15 I heard what I considered, at the time, to be the funniest joke ever. Q: How do you make a dog drink? A: Put it in the liquidiser! Childish I know (and a little sick)...
Monday 9 September 2002
When I created this weblog, I also created an email address exclusively for the correspondence it may (or may not) have generated. Since then I've put the email address on this page, but it should be protected by a little...
Saturday 10 August 2002
Over the last few weeks I have been inundated with "Rules for Men" written by women. So here to redress the balance is a set of "Rules for Women". Yes, I know this is "weak content" and the chances are...
Tuesday 23 July 2002
OK, so I've not got a job at the moment and we may be running out of cash shortly but, honestly, Sharon doesn't have to go this far to earn our keep....
Thursday 20 June 2002
I don't like football (or soccer if you're American), but the following quote tickled me. (Background: Roy Keane was captain of the Irish national side but was sent home after the following outburst to the manager. Ireland went on to...
