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<title>Is setting up Twitter........</title>
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<description>A lot has happened in the world of &quot;The Game&quot; (I just lost - but now, so have you) since I&apos;ve been away. Perhaps most importantly, The Game has made it back onto Wikipedia. After over 12 months of Wikipedia...</description>
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<description> Connor&apos;s 5. It&apos;s that age when children start to tell jokes. They don&apos;t understand them, just tell them. Connor&apos;s favourite recently went: &quot;Knock Knock&quot; &quot;Who&apos;s there?&quot; &quot;Banana&quot; &quot;Banana who?&quot; &quot;Banana [insert random word]&quot; Follow with gales of over the...</description>
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<description>I&apos;m a bit of a Site Statistics junkie. At times I&apos;ve had up to 5 site counters running on this site. SiteMeter is a given. It&apos;s free, it&apos;s easy and it&apos;s reliable - it&apos;s been running consistently for as long...</description>
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