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<description>Terry Pratchett has a new book out soon. Yey...................</description>
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<title>PicApp - Free pictures for your Blog</title>
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<description>PicApp provides up to date editorial and creative pictures for use on blogs and other websites free of charge. The pictures are paid for through the inclusion of advertising. See the recent picture of Kelly Brook below for an example....</description>
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<description> Connor made an egg cup at Play Scheme. He was ever so proud of it but realised it didn&apos;t quite do the job it was intended for....</description>
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<description> Romeo Stodart from the Magic Numbers / Gorg Junior from Fraggle RockSeparated at birth?...</description>
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<description>Connor &amp; James went to a birthday party on Monday. There was a Mad Scientist....</description>
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<description>A 34-year-old man has suffered minor injuries after becoming impaled on an eight-inch rusty spike while sunbathing naked on a beach. Ouch!...</description>
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<description>Bonekickers Dear BBC, WTF! Yours sincerely, Astonished of Burntwood. Seriously, the BBC has produced worse stuff than this (Elderado, anyone?) but not for a long time, at least not on primetime. The script was so weak that the massive holes...</description>
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<description>Rustler&apos;s Zingy Chicken Burger The natural law of the universe requires me to hate this culinary abomination. Some kind of reformed chicken meat burger, chock full of E-numbers that you cook in a microwave on a bun that doesn&apos;t go...</description>
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