http://www.arseburgers.co.uk/blog/ The body of a man, the memory of a goldfish.... en-us theaardvark+blog@gmail.com Mon, 01 Sep 2008 20:37:10 +0000 http://www.arseburgers.co.uk/blog/archives/003085.html Terry Pratchett has a new book out soon. Yey................... http://www.arseburgers.co.uk/blog/archives/003084.html PicApp provides up to date editorial and creative pictures for use on blogs and other websites free of charge. The pictures are paid for through the inclusion of advertising. See the recent picture of Kelly Brook below for an example.... http://www.arseburgers.co.uk/blog/archives/003083.html Connor made an egg cup at Play Scheme. He was ever so proud of it but realised it didn't quite do the job it was intended for.... http://www.arseburgers.co.uk/blog/archives/003082.html Sharon & I took the boys today to the National Forest Maize Maze in Tatenhill near Burton-on-Trent, Staffordshire. We had a superb day but I'd make a few recommendations. Try to go on a day when it's not going to... http://www.arseburgers.co.uk/blog/archives/003078.html Fake Fireworks Fake Singer Fake Crowd Fake Rain There were many who thought the Bejing Olympics would become the Counterfeit Olympics when Chinese produced counterfeit Olympic merchandise flooded the city. However, it appears that the authorities have at least... http://www.arseburgers.co.uk/blog/archives/003075.html http://www.arseburgers.co.uk/blog/archives/003073.html Romeo Stodart from the Magic Numbers / Gorg Junior from Fraggle RockSeparated at birth?... http://www.arseburgers.co.uk/blog/archives/003070.html Connor & James went to a birthday party on Monday. There was a Mad Scientist.... http://www.arseburgers.co.uk/blog/archives/003069.html A 34-year-old man has suffered minor injuries after becoming impaled on an eight-inch rusty spike while sunbathing naked on a beach. Ouch!... http://www.arseburgers.co.uk/blog/archives/003068.html Connor lost his first his tooth on Monday. No warning, no weeks of wobbly tooth, it just fell out. So the Tooth Fairy came and left him £1. She wrote him a letter too.... http://www.arseburgers.co.uk/blog/archives/003067.html http://www.arseburgers.co.uk/blog/archives/003065.html Superstar DJ, Barry Diston, can play the Bagpipes. Is there nothing this man can't turn his hand to?... http://www.arseburgers.co.uk/blog/archives/003064.html In a shock move, an American judge has seen sense about the fine against broadcaster CBS for broadcasting Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction". Almost gives you hope for the future doesn't it?... http://www.arseburgers.co.uk/blog/archives/003061.html Bonekickers Dear BBC, WTF! Yours sincerely, Astonished of Burntwood. Seriously, the BBC has produced worse stuff than this (Elderado, anyone?) but not for a long time, at least not on primetime. The script was so weak that the massive holes... http://www.arseburgers.co.uk/blog/archives/003060.html Rustler's Zingy Chicken Burger The natural law of the universe requires me to hate this culinary abomination. Some kind of reformed chicken meat burger, chock full of E-numbers that you cook in a microwave on a bun that doesn't go...